it's a band thing 

Something people in band say after saying some weird shit

I like men, it's a band thing

it's a band thing by It a band thing January 20, 2023

Kid in a band syndrome

Kid in a band syndrome is when someone is in a cringey fandom and they dissociate themselves from it acting as if they are not on the same boat

Kid who has kid in a band syndrome: I don’t have band kid humor I am just a kid in a band… BUT I find dank memes funny

Kid in a band syndrome by TangoMaMan February 26, 2026

Show me a band 

Something people say when they want someone to prove they have money
(specifically $1,000 aka a band)

Bro you broke as shit

Im not broke

If you not broke nigga show me a band

Show me a band by kashkount March 31, 2023

wanna see a band 

A phrase used to warn others (friends etc) that they have attracted a stalker. A stalker alert without having to mention the words stalker in front of a stalker.

I'm out at a club and my best friend has some 40 year old sleaze bag hovering over her. So I say "wanna see a band" and she replies "yeah let's get the f*ck out of here"

wanna see a band by Sassy Carmichael January 27, 2009

Show me a band 

Simply someone who has lots of money but never has more than 3 cash. Your typical thug who never does work in class

Mehki show me 3 cash and show me a band

Show me a band by Mehkis stalker November 23, 2021

Hey! Lets start a band man

A late night message from a drunk person who wants to start a band, send 15 you tube influence videos then you ask them about it in the morning and they arent so keen.

Hey! lets start a band man! Do you like tha bangles? They are my davourite band! Do you like this video?

Hey! Lets start a band man by DWS197812 July 7, 2018

Sitting on a Rubber Band 

Speaking one's way into an akward conversation.

I was sitting on a rubber band when I told my date she had a fat ass.

Sitting on a Rubber Band by Joey Tcif June 11, 2007