A Warney

A sexually suggestive text message, usually used when flirting with the opposite sex. Named after the dirty texting king Shane Warne.

*beep beep, beep beep*
Dave: That a Warney?
Scott: Yeah, it’s Danielle asking what I’m up to later.
Dave: Thank ya mumma!

John: Mate, you have to get off the phone! You on the Warney’s or something?!
Angus: Yeah mate. Trying to tee up Rodney’s wife

A Warney by Cen Bousins February 26, 2009

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pulled a jack warner

To pull a Jack Warner is to pull out of something at the last minute.

You: So what time are we meeting him?
Me: Ahh we're not anymore he pulled a Jack Warner 10 minutes ago.

pulled a jack warner by Spaghetti1245 July 17, 2009

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A NUKE LAUNCH AT YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY IN 10 SECONDS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

OH SHIT RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!

Announcer: "A NUKE LAUNCH AT YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY IN 10 SECONDS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!"
Family: *confused screaming*

A NUKE LAUNCH AT YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY IN 10 SECONDS! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! by datboi101lol March 1, 2021

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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