A Truffle 

Used to describe someone who is Pretty, Smart, Classy & kind. Contains substance/rich and is still delightfully manicured on the outside. Much like the chocolate truffle.

(Girl walks into room)
All other girls look at her with admiration & say: She is so perfect, she is such a truffle!

A Truffle by Truff<3 September 15, 2010

Have a truffle 

An old Scandinavian, possibly Norwegian, greeting.

Come in, sit down, and have a truffle.

Have a truffle by Fingenurgen January 15, 2012

Dropped a Truffle 

Involuntary bowel movement when scared or startled

I was so scared I think I dropped a truffle

Dropped a Truffle by bayonetdummy November 29, 2011

Diggin’ Up a Truffle 

Taking a shit consisting of several turds irregularly shaped like rough-skinned potatoes.

I gotta run in the shitter there braaaaaahhhh. Imma bout to be diggin’ up a truffle.

Diggin’ Up a Truffle by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018

Shit a Truffle 

Uncharacteristically doing something useful

“Even a pig can shit a truffle from time to time”
“Did you see Steve shit a truffle last night?”

Shit a Truffle by Dodyssey January 25, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019