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A Tim is a terrible and simplistic joke, normally a one-liner. Sometimes these jokes are so bad they are actually funny.
Named after a friend's dad (called Tim) who makes consistantly bad one-liners

Does anyone know where Peterhead is?
Aye, its on Peter's shoulders
Aww that was a tim

Put the kettle on
But it won't fit
You just made a tim

Careful, watch that chair
Why does it do tricks
Thats a tim

A Tim by Jaimie Torrance August 24, 2006

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A Tim

Over using chat gpt, or Ai for conversations.

It feels like im talking directly to chat gpt whwn I message them. They are such a Tim.

A Tim by Aprivateye April 28, 2026

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A-time • A Tim • A Tim Lester • a timberman • a time or two • A Timmy • a timothy • Pulling a Tim • a quarter mile at a time • having a time

A Tim Lester

A Tim Lester is the term used for any offensive coordinator that needs to be fired before even coaching his first game. Expect a lack of ball movement and a lot of three and outs.

Did you see that A Tim Lester crying behind the cheerleaders looking lost and confused? We need a Brian back at the helm!

A Tim Lester by Potato nutsack June 29, 2024

Pulled a Tim

To wear down a girl's defenses over an extended period of time, usually over many months to finally get her to sleep with you while she's drunk

Wow, you really Pulled a Tim on that one!

Pulled a Tim by K-quick November 21, 2010

Pull a Tim Martin

To fire people during a time of crisis for completely selfish reasons.

"oh gosh Gary, I'm terrified my boss is going to pull a Tim Martin..."

Pull a Tim Martin by Breadyegg April 5, 2020

pull a Tim

To borrow a book (generally a textbook) immediately prior to disappearing for a long period of time. This often causes stress and concern for the original owner of the book, as he is unable to complete his assignment on time.

Steve: "Hey, can I work with you on the Space Sciences work tonight?"
Face: "Sorry, but I don't have my book any more. TJ decided to pull a Tim before disappearing off to the West Coast all week."

pull a Tim by Lt. Templeton "Faceman" Peck February 28, 2007

Pulling a Tim Tebow

Becoming severely upset or even crying over a major failure in ones life.

Bill is pulling a Tim Tebow because he lost at the Monopoly World Championships.

Pulling a Tim Tebow by Nick Pace February 23, 2010

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026