A Parker
To bail on a scheduled event to "chill" with your gf/bf. Usually ending in intercourse in "undignified" places leaving traceable material behind and not returning to such scheduled events.
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pulling a parker
pulling a parker by Baker146 January 13, 2011
Pulling a parker
Pulling a parker by Dasmoney October 19, 2009
Pulling a Parker
when you accidentally spill hummus on a girls face whose blacked out and when you’re “blacked out” also
Pulling a Parker by girlwithhummus March 24, 2021
Thats a Parker
Reffering to Parker brand feminine hygiene pruducts i.e. douches. The term is used to call out someone when they are being rude, and or, acting like a jack ass.
Thats a Parker by Garner April 20, 2008
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Pulling a parker example.
Parker: You're rad.
Person: I've killed ten children
Parker: You're still rad!
Parker: You're rad.
Person: I've killed ten children
Parker: You're still rad!
Pulling a Parker by playdoughbeswag January 13, 2021
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