a pager

A person who is sexy, has wicked hair, and picks up girls without trying.

"check out that guy with that deadly hair, Maynard like face and one sexy ass body. He is totally a Pager!"

a pager by Pager January 18, 2006

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Gold and a Pager

Gold being a wadd of cash wrapped in a rubber band and a pager is simply a pager. Term mostly used by drug dealers.

Mickey has a little gold and a pager if u looking for some stickey.

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An awesome song by the Cool Kids. Sadly, the idea for the name and chorus was jacked from the song "F*** tha Police" by N.W.A.

Broski 1: Dude you know Gold and a Pager by Cool Kids?
Broski 2: yea dude, its a good song, but they jacked that shit from N.W.A.

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the answer to every math problem every invented

Teacher: Excuse me mike, what is the answer to number 57?
Mike: uh... gold and a pager

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I'm poor and want to get drunk lets get a short dog in a paper bag

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Some one who's storys are either blatantly full of shit or very flimsy at best.
Mark Whalberg bragging about taking down hi jackers

I would have taken those terrorists out
Mark, you're talking like a man with a paper asshole

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Also, talk like a man with a paper ass. Refers to an individual that lacks substance. Can't back up his big talk, bragging.

See that big mouth over there? He talks like a man with a paper ass.

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