(inutill) a mexican american word used for white people who speak spanish very badly and without any accent at all (it is done by pronouncin innutill (useless in spanish) with an overtly (white guy)accent
when he aplied for the job he said he speaks spanish but he is a noodle the customers can't even understand him
Long ago to test if noodles were fully cooked for speghetti, a chef would throw pasta noodles against a wall to see if they would stick. If they stuck, it meant it was ready for consumption.
A noodle thrower is a male/female who cast out like a net, texts, but single text to several of their on again, off again, could of been, should of been, potentials and ect that at one point was interested in a relationship. The texter looks to see who text back a reply. Then those who do, are now readily available for him/her to waste even more time.
A Noodle Thrower is moving in on you when you look at your text and see repetitive sentances that make you wonder if the texter is texting more than one person having a generic conversation saying the same lines a few times over and over. He/she is now throwing around so many text that he/she cant keep people straight from his/her catches of the moment giving him/her attention.
(v) to cum. more specifically the sight of semen in the air, toppling end over end before landing.
I was so pent up from being stuck with my girlfriend's parents on vacation, I thought for sure I'd arc a noodle clear over the toilet when I snuck some alone time.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.