A Myles 

A young boy who is only attracted to older girls. Similar to the definition of a cougar.

Wow that freshman is such a myles with that senior girl!

A Myles by Oliviaolivia December 4, 2016

Pulling a Myles 

When you masturbate to seriously kinky shit.

Jared: I was Pulling a Myles last night.
Micheal: Dude stop watching ear fetish porn.

Pulling a Myles by BLURPYDURRNURRRF November 14, 2019

Pulling A Myles 

To have a buddy start a conversation with a woman for you, putting you on the spot, and you fucking it up and being shot down.

Guy One: (To a random girl) Hey come here for a second.

Girl: Yes?

Guy Two: I just wanted to let you know that your looking gorgeous today....

Girl: (giving a "get away from me look") Ok?

Girl walks away.

Guy Three: (to Guy Two) Dude that was like Pulling A Myles.

Pulling A Myles by CODGrenadier2010 August 27, 2010

Doing a Miles 

When a male is producing tears in response to emotional distress due to being met with indifference to his romantic advances on a female he has been unable to procure.

Look at that bitch doing a Miles

Doing a Miles by TIGERBRUV January 2, 2012

Ur ancestor a molester 

An insult that has never seen before. This insult over stands any insults thrown at you in mankind, even in the known universe.

1: ur mum gay
2: ur dad lesbian
1: ur granny tranny
2: no u
1: well your grandpap a trap
2: ur ancestor a molester
1: "explodes into dust, immediately in hell"

Ur ancestor a molester by Linkusdinkus March 15, 2018

Pulling a Miles

Being gay and stupid and weird and awkward as shit.

Man, he keeps pulling a miles.

Pulling a Miles by omgkjdsabvlkv October 19, 2018

Pulling a Miles

Getting drunk and fucked up and missing all of your classes the next day

Omg, he just drank a whole handle and broke his Brita, he must be pulling a miles!

Pulling a Miles by ABCDEF G. January 28, 2023