A Martin

When white streaks of deoderant are all over your shirt

Mikey came in the room, doing a martin, like he doesn't even own a mirror.

by Waffle Inc. July 27, 2009

A Martin

A martin is a similar version of a boomer except he is about 10 times stupider than a boomer.
A martin is a man who thinks he knows everything and always talks big.

this guy is such a martin

by ToXicaman123 December 31, 2019

A Martin

A Martin is the act of taking a shit in the shower and forcing it down the plug hole with your toes. Often used as a treat to celebrate a good day at school or a promotion at work etc

'Hi John, how's your day been?' 'Yeah not too bad thanks, I finally got that pay rise at work. I'm just heading home to have a celebratory beer and a Martin!'

by BROY4 September 27, 2022

A Martin Leather

A narcissistic driving instructor

If you want driving lessons don’t get a Martin Leather

by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020

pull a martin

Quit your job to move somewhere else for your significant other, then break up with her/him and move back within 6 months

Try not to pull a Martin

by microsoftie October 16, 2013

Pulling a Martin

A gambling term when someone thinks they have the best hand, but doesn’t know the game rules, thereby losing a substantial number of chips

He tried to use 4 on the board during the Omaha game last night and lost half his stack, that really pulling a Martin

by Grumpyturd April 26, 2020

Pullin' a Martin

snow shoveling

It's going to snow tonight, but I'm not going to shovel it since it's going to be warm later this week. I'll be pullin' a Martin

by nepats May 27, 2018