Smegforbrains's definitions

Colson Moors

A fictional work place for gaylords drinking out of a half pint glass

Excuse me mate do you work at Colson Moors?

by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020

SW15

SW15 is a notorious postcode in London where the male residents take pleasure in giving their dogs anal pleasure without the courtesy of providing a reach around.

He’s very selfish, all the pets know he is an SW15

by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020

A Martin Leather

A narcissistic driving instructor

If you want driving lessons don’t get a Martin Leather

by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020

Binning

A flat earther who even believes his own reflection in the mirror is an elitist message to keep him in bondage.

He thinks everything is a con he is a right Binning

by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020

Akindoyin

The art of going out on a Friday and getting home on Sunday with no memory or money. Could have been detained by aliens.

I remember leaving work early on the Friday and it must have turned into an Akindoyin

by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020

Dirty Ingram

The act of fingering your dog before quietly picking your nose.

I was at the traffic lights and I saw this guy in the car next to me use his best friend for a dirty Ingram

by Smegforbrains June 19, 2020

Ingram burger

When making homemade burgers you have noticed you have run out of sauce so you rely on evenly applying gentleman’s mayonnaise to your hot meat.

I’d like an Ingram burger with cheese please

by Smegforbrains June 19, 2020