Smegforbrains's definitions

Stingram

The action of jerking off your canine best friend

Rover was dry humping everything so I gave him a stingram

by Smegforbrains June 19, 2020

Dirty Ingram

The act of fingering your dog before quietly picking your nose.

I was at the traffic lights and I saw this guy in the car next to me use his best friend for a dirty Ingram

by Smegforbrains June 19, 2020

Ingram burger

When making homemade burgers you have noticed you have run out of sauce so you rely on evenly applying gentleman’s mayonnaise to your hot meat.

I’d like an Ingram burger with cheese please

by Smegforbrains June 19, 2020

A Martin Leather

A narcissistic driving instructor

If you want driving lessons don’t get a Martin Leather

by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020

Colson Moors

A fictional work place for gaylords drinking out of a half pint glass

Excuse me mate do you work at Colson Moors?

by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020

Dirty Ashley Ingram

A dirty Ashley Ingram is the art of placing chocolate donuts around the male member and then eating them without licking your lips.

Will you give me a dirty Ashley Ingram tonight?

by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020

SW15

SW15 is a notorious postcode in London where the male residents take pleasure in giving their dogs anal pleasure without the courtesy of providing a reach around.

He’s very selfish, all the pets know he is an SW15

by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020