Smegforbrains's definitions

A Martin Leather

A narcissistic driving instructor

If you want driving lessons don’t get a Martin Leather

by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020

Colson Moors

A fictional work place for gaylords drinking out of a half pint glass

Excuse me mate do you work at Colson Moors?

by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020

Dirty Ashley Ingram

A dirty Ashley Ingram is the art of placing chocolate donuts around the male member and then eating them without licking your lips.

Will you give me a dirty Ashley Ingram tonight?

by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020

SW15

SW15 is a notorious postcode in London where the male residents take pleasure in giving their dogs anal pleasure without the courtesy of providing a reach around.

He’s very selfish, all the pets know he is an SW15

by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020

Midget Stripper

A job for the vertically challenged. Usually found at “business” conferences in New Orleans.

Hey Jeremy I’m only 3ft tall and I come with my own portable suitcase, can I be a midget stripper please?

by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020

Akindoyin

The art of going out on a Friday and getting home on Sunday with no memory or money. Could have been detained by aliens.

I remember leaving work early on the Friday and it must have turned into an Akindoyin

by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020

Binning

A flat earther who even believes his own reflection in the mirror is an elitist message to keep him in bondage.

He thinks everything is a con he is a right Binning

by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020