10 definitions by Smegforbrains
SW15 is a notorious postcode in London where the male residents take pleasure in giving their dogs anal pleasure without the courtesy of providing a reach around.
by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020
Hey Jeremy I’m only 3ft tall and I come with my own portable suitcase, can I be a midget stripper please?
by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020
A dirty Ashley Ingram is the art of placing chocolate donuts around the male member and then eating them without licking your lips.
by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020
A narcissistic driving instructor
by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020
A flat earther who even believes his own reflection in the mirror is an elitist message to keep him in bondage.
by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020
by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020
The art of going out on a Friday and getting home on Sunday with no memory or money. Could have been detained by aliens.
by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020