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A Madison 

A white girl who is a gen z Karen who uses woke culture against BIPOC
Went to a art opening yesterday where a Madison tried to explain to me why she relates to brown and black pain because she too has had struggles.
A Madison by Jacque Joose July 14, 2021
Words you can keep

Pull a madison 

To uninvite someone to an event. Usually referred to when talking about a dance (homecoming, semi formal, prom, etc.)
Ugh she is such a hoe she is gonna pull a Madison on Juan. Now Juan is gonna have no date to semi thanks to that hoe bag.
Pull a madison by Madisonotterbean February 14, 2017

Pulling a Madison 

The act of fingering a girl, ceasing to perform any other sexual acts with that girl, and then never talking to her again.
Last night I ended up Pulling a Madison on this chick. I don't think she's going to call me....
Pulling a Madison by scottj007 January 4, 2012

Pulling a Madison 

When someone you make plans with in person ignores your messages regarding the plans, seening and seemingly staying offline to avoid answering you, particularly on the eve of the planned event.
Jim: "It's 1.30 why aren't you with Kate? didn't you guys make plans to hang at 12?"
Bob:" Yeah, but she didn't show up and she isn't responding to her messages."

Jim: "What a bitch, she's totally Pulling a Madison"
Pulling a Madison by Spicy fresh March 11, 2017

doing a dolley madison 

Having to do something drastic to save your own life and/or others quickly.
I'm doing a Dolley madison by breaking the picture frames and packing everything in my house after someone told me I had to evacuate the area.

A Maison 

A man who wrestles anything he/she touches sexually
First friend: "bro I just watched a fight near the supermarket I think hes Doing a maison"
Second friend: "was it a guy or a girl"
First friend: "does it matter"
First Friend: "he was a guy or was grinding down on him ferociously"
Second friend: "Jesus christ"
A Maison by AuxCord February 26, 2021

A Maddison Soon

A unit of time roughly equivalent to the amount of time it takes for a squirrel to plan a road trip — enthusiastic at first, but with endless scenic detours. Commonly understood to mean anywhere between ‘later today’ and ‘the heat death of the universe.
"She said she'd be ready in a Maddison Soon, so I brought a tent and snacks."
A Maddison Soon by sedski April 26, 2025
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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