A Jean 

When Someone does a ridiculously stupid/erotic action

My god you just did a jean!

A Jean by Nikky Wal January 22, 2009

you wore a jean vest 

to call out somebody's hypocritical and ironic behaviour, quoted by Nicki Minaj circa 2011.

"The jacket gon-"
"The jacket looks great i don't know whatcha talkin' about but every woman in here is gonna like that- please it's- you wore a jean vest"

you wore a jean vest by hiraikills July 10, 2022

to pull a mathieu jean 

when an individual constantly blames the playing equipment (handles too wet, table not calibrated, lighting not adequate) and consistently fails to perform under pressure and is overall delusional about his capacities in everything in life in general and in baby foot specifically.

once should never try to pull a mathieu jean if they want to be considered a great athlete.
man im so bad at baby foot but at least I am not going to pull a mathieu jean.

to pull a mathieu jean by khursheh December 6, 2016

Billie Jean shits in a jug 

Billie Jean shits in a jug -

Billie Jean shits in a jug is russian meme about Billie Jean.

Billie Jean shits in a jug by sdajdsja May 20, 2020

Doing a Jeanie 

Commonly refers to having a friend who likes to come into your house and begin demolishing things or tearing things off walls.

Generally occurs in quick fleeted trips only once or twice a year, much like having a Jeanie released from a bottle they only stay briefly and release either something good or create a whirlwind of events.

Also has a tendency to remind you that she's demolishing things as your Nearly Dead and no longer require them

"Geez Dave what's happened in here, there was some great pics on the wall before now it looks like you've been demolishing the place."

"Yeah Steve I know, Tara was over from New York and she started doing a Jeanie on me"

Doing a Jeanie by Mussman February 9, 2010

Pulled a Jeanette 

When you sneeze so hard you shit your pants

So I pulled a Jeanette today and had to go take another shower

Pulled a Jeanette by Tittyanna January 3, 2020

trick-a-nigga jeans 

Whole lot of ass in a small pair of pants
Tight jeans that make a big girl's ass look like it's tight and attractive

Tyrone: "Dat bitch got a fine ass"
Lil' Keke: "Naw man, she wearin' them trick-a-nigga jeans"

trick-a-nigga jeans by radesh patel May 17, 2008