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To do a James is to have anal sex with three other men, You have to be a man to be able to do a James. Everyone also has do be covered in butter and it has to take place at 2:23 at night in an orphanage on a Monday and one of the men must be holding an aborted fetus.
Man, im gonna do a James tonight

damn man, you freaky
a James by M@llymoo1 March 20, 2022

A James Bond

To masturbate somewhere besides your house
I was so horny at Jim's house, I had to pull a James Bond

A James Pullniga 

A James Pullniga is a unicellular organism that doesnt have the brain comprehension to get good results from any maths tests. Often is found in dank gutters and often takes the form of characters like "heimlich from bugs life" and franklin the turtle. If u manage to slay one of these creatures you will find estrogen pills fueling the existence of diabolical massive gyno milkers. A common trait of these animals are the red dots formed around its mouth (speculated to be herpes or aids from monkey). One of the only mouth breathing unicellular organisms in the universe.
Daddy Donohoe: Eww is that dumpster diving fat piece of shit 'A James Pullniga'
Ethan: It would appear so, it has massive gyno milkers and somehow male genitalia

A James Charles 

To pursue sexual activity with a person because they are of a different sexuality.
Jeffrey really pulled off a James Charles last night with my cousin who's a lesbian!

a james moment 

taking forever to take a turn in civ 6 and cause physical emotional and sexual pain.
you are taking forever this is actually a james moment
a james moment by djdeathblade December 17, 2023
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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