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A Jordan Story
A "Jordan Story" is a story that has no purpose or real ending but instead fizzles out with a long build-up, only to never reach a true climax, or to have a climax that lacks any real significance. These stories are typically followed by Jordan Frasca giggling about the story to herself, making them actually funny.
A Jordan Story by bsmithers April 13, 2019
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Pour a Jordan
To pour for oneself or for a friend of oneself a more than generous glass of whisky. Michael Jordan always pours himself a Jordan as evidenced by the large glass of whisky on the end table during an interview in "The Last Dance."
Question: Hey, want to come over and watch episode 3 of "The Last Dance"?
Answer: You know it. I'll be right over. We can pour a Jordan or two.
Answer: You know it. I'll be right over. We can pour a Jordan or two.
Pour a Jordan by Gympy May 15, 2020
Pulled a jordan
When an author dies before completing a series that:
1. Extended over many books
2. Published over many years
3. Uses cliffhangers and leaves story arcs incomplete between books
Inspired by Robert Jordan's "Wheel of Time".
1. Extended over many books
2. Published over many years
3. Uses cliffhangers and leaves story arcs incomplete between books
Inspired by Robert Jordan's "Wheel of Time".
Why was Adam so pissed yesterday?" "Oh, he just found out that the author of that series he was reading pulled a jordan. After reading 8 books of that series already.
Pulled a jordan by acousticvis June 18, 2011
Pulling a Jordan
Pulling a Jordan by Asgoodasaxe February 2, 2019
Pulling a Jordan Law
When a man gets a baseball bat and lubricates it enough so it can be inserted into another mans anus. This maneuver is named "the Jordan Law" after the first to do so.
Pulling a Jordan Law by Gord Ritchie November 17, 2009
pulling a jordan
i ask my friend to tag along while i meet some friends that are girls, and when we say good by he kisses one of the on the lips unexpectedly, and they were very mad, this is an example of pulling a jordan
pulling a jordan by jbman666 November 13, 2010
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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