A hair 

Something that nerds hate in their food

EEEK! A HAIR IN MY CEREAL!!!

A hair by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 8, 2019

A-Hair 

Similar to C Hair which is derived from Cunt Hair. A-Hair stands for Anal hair, meaning, hair on or around the anal region.

"Man that girl has tons of A Hairs, that shit is gross. If she has A-Hairs, shes probably got tons of C Hairs too."

A-Hair by Jay G July 16, 2008

A-Hair 

Similar to C Hair which is derived from Cunt Hair. A-Hair stands for Anal hair, meaning, hair on or around the anal region.

"Man that girl has a ton of A-Hairs, that is just gross. Shes probably got a lot of C-Hairs too."

A-Hair by Jay G July 16, 2008

just a hair 

An incredibly small distance or width, way less than a smidgen or bit.

Okay, move the laser target just a hair.

just a hair by gowestjeff July 13, 2006

freckle past a hair 

A reply used when someone asks for the time from someone that clearly doesn't have a watch on.

1: What time is it?
2: (looks at their watchless wrist) It's a freckle past a hair.

freckle past a hair by ClovenStrife August 8, 2011

McDouble with a Hair In It 

Finding someone that is extremely attractive but they have a horrible personality.

There's three types of people in the world, there's a Single, McDouble, and a Happy Meal. You don't feel good enough for the Happy Meal and you really don't want a Single. You try for the McDouble, and you get a McDouble with a Hair In It.

McDouble with a Hair In It by Pretty Pretty Penis August 9, 2010

national shoot a hair tie day 

when you shoot a hair tie from your thumb and it hurts (might get arthritis), and then it hits a computer and slowly but surely types out "monopoly".

yo i got bad early onset arthritis in m 19 year old thumb from national shoot a hair tie day
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national shoot a hair tie day by 19yroldarthritis November 1, 2019