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A Donkey 

A person who is a bit on the soft side, slow minded, simple, dim witted, easyly malipulated and gullible. As in "He/she is A donkey" Also a seemingly well educated man/woman doing something out of character, not normal for them.
" Would you look at this educated fool" (You talking to another while observing a third party) "He/She has driven their car into the Carwash, the Wrong way around- WHAT A DONKEY.
A Donkey by Jaws1138 June 4, 2016
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A donkey for a trade 

An expression that refers to someone or something being traded up. An updated and more exotic way of saying "she/he is out of your league."
For example, when walking past an oddly matched couple, you may say, " that guy is a donkey for a trade." donkey trade league expression she/he exotic updated

kiss a donkey 

cure for bad breath; cure for dental problems
In medieval times, it was believed that to kiss a donkey was all it took to get rid of bad breath or stop a tooth ache.

acting a donkey  

1. behaving like a jackass acting stupid becuase you are drunk or high.
2. embarrassing yourself because you was actin dumb.
1. big bob: What the hell was wrong wrong with last night playboy?
Lil bitch: I dont know man I was acting a donkey?
2 Dont drink too much and start acting a donkey or i will your ass here..

choke a donkey 

1. when you take a crap, and shit enough that it fills the bowl
2. a thick, massive turd the size of a footlong sub, that leaves you feeling like you got dry fucked by a frieght train
"I got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey" Fat bastard
Austin powers II
choke a donkey by mr hankie June 17, 2006

talk the hind legs off a donkey 

could talk for hours
My grandma could talk the hind legs off a donkey

Drop a donkey 

The act of defecating a very large amount.
After eating all that, I need to Drop a donkey!
Drop a donkey by DawgsFan January 26, 2012
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