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A Car's Life
A cheap shitty movie about a rebellious wannabe racecar who listens to his cousin's crazy ex to go to the mountains called the "badlands" and then she inserts a parking boot on him and his crazy pink friend and destroys his schizo of a pink friend and almost destroys Sparky (wannabe racecar) and daddy saves them in the end of the movie then they all lived happily ever after.
A Car's Life by UltimateDoge August 24, 2022
a car hits me and im in the e.r fr
when you get into an incident in which an automobile hits you and you get sent to the emergency room, for real
a car hits me and im in the e.r fr by dogethatman September 18, 2025
i'd hit it -- with a car
A phrase use to describe a person whom you find sexually revolting. A derivative of expressions such as "I'd hit it" and "I'd tap that" used to express the desire to have sexual relations with a person if given the opportunity.
I'd hit it, I'd hit that, I'd tap that
I'd hit it, I'd hit that, I'd tap that
i'd hit it -- with a car
Two guys talking
1: hey you know angela?
2: yeah i'd hit it
1: what the hell? she's nasty
2: with a car
Two guys talking
1: hey you know angela?
2: yeah i'd hit it
1: what the hell? she's nasty
2: with a car
i'd hit it -- with a car by Anqi July 1, 2008
relationship is like a car
A traditional straight romantic relationship is like a car, usually the male is the accelerator toward intimacy and the female is the brakes!
relationship is like a car by I, Wreckerrr July 11, 2021
Pimp'in Out (a car)
Related to the Smash hit MTV series, 'Pimp my Ride' where dodgy cars as done up in an attempt to make them super rides.
In general terms this refers to an individual doing up/Pimp'in Out (a car), i.e. new stereo, new exhaust, new paintwork, body kits, etc...
Pimp'in Out (a car) by Tim Grinder October 1, 2006
on it like a car bonnet
To be all over something, having it under control.
Some say it is derived from Essex girls famed love of sex on a car bonnet, others from the female models at car trade shows that lay on car bonnets. (NB: UK Car Bonnet = US Car Hood)
To be "On it like a car bonnet" means you are literally all over something, like an (Essex) girl on a car bonnet"
Some say it is derived from Essex girls famed love of sex on a car bonnet, others from the female models at car trade shows that lay on car bonnets. (NB: UK Car Bonnet = US Car Hood)
To be "On it like a car bonnet" means you are literally all over something, like an (Essex) girl on a car bonnet"
on it like a car bonnet by StMi February 13, 2012
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wrongun
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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