A Jersey Boy’s Hair Gel 

When you are masturbating (usually when seated) and ejaculate in the air which results in the semen landing on your head. You then have to stand up, go to a mirror, and slick your hair back Pauly D style.

Person 1-ayy why is Jim’s hair like that?
Person 2-he’s got a jersey boy’s hair gel
Person 1-ohh that explains y his hair is slicked back pauly d style

A Jersey Boy’s Hair Gel by anonymous May 1, 2023

National Kiss a boy who’s name starts with R 

Today is the day you kiss a boy who’s name start with R

“Yo it’s September 17th, National Kiss a boy who’s name starts with R bro, time to kiss you”

“Bro I’m not gay”

“Doesn’t matter”

National Kiss a boy who’s name starts with R by Rohanus September 17, 2022

Ur girlfriend's a boy 

Worse than ur dad lesbian

Leo - "UR DAD LESBIAN"
Omar - "Ur girlfriend's a boy"
Leo - *dies*

Ur girlfriend's a boy by Eatongravy May 10, 2018

It's a boy-girl thing 

A 2006 movie starring Samarie Armstrong and Kevin Zegers set in the USA, but released largely in the UK. It has a kick-ass soundtrack and is ridiculously funny, well in my opinion it is.

Girl 1: Have you seen the movie It's a boy-girl thing?

Girl 2: Yes! OMG! That Kevin Zegers looks just like Zac Efron! SOOO HOT!
Girl 1: But did you like the movie?
Girl 2: Yeah, I did, and it was pretty funny too.

It's a boy-girl thing by IamsamasmaI September 6, 2010

Who's A Good Boy? 

The one singular question that dogs still have to this day.

Because Who is the good boy? Am I the good boy? Is it you? Yes you the one reading this? You may be the good boy after all! But we will never know...

The owner never clarifies who the damn good boy is, so the dog is left now questioning it's whole life if it were the good boy or not....

Don't do this to your dog.... tell them who the good boy really is... unless they're a girl...

Owner: Who's a good boy?

Dog: *thinking* damn it Carol don't fucking test me again, this is 5th time today you've told me this and I still don't know who the hell is a good boy, it could that little fucker over there you call your "son"

Who's A Good Boy? by Joloxsa Xenax July 22, 2017

He's a nice boy 

Parent speak for one of the following definitions:
1)You know, I really don't like your boyfriend at all... but I don't want you to get mad at me.

2)Why aren't you dating that boy? I know you don't like him at all, but I really think that you should date him.

Example 1: When Dani brought home her boyfriend who went by the name "T-Jizzle", all her mother could say was "He's a nice boy..."

Example 2: After Richie, the president of the chess club and algebra team, asked Dani for a date and she declined, all her mother could say was, "Oh Dani. He's such a nice boy!"

He's a nice boy by Erica June 17, 2004

That's a pertty mouth on you, boy.

phrase. Originating from the movie "Deliverance", when you hear this, run. Apparently, you've just pissed off some country bumpkin and he's about to ass rape you. Nice going, city-slicker.

This phrase is more often than not followed by "I'mma make you squeal like one o' my pigs!"

You: Hey, you ain't got no teeth, so no dental records, and yo mama is yo sista and yo aunt and yo grandmama! Just like all of 'em! How can they tell you apart from the rest of them country bumpkins???

Billy Bob Joe Brown: That's a pertty mouth on you, boy...

You: What's that supposed to mean?

Billy Bob Joe Brown: *points gun* Drop them britches, son.

You: Um um um ok...

Billy Bob Joe Brown: Imma make you squeal like one o' my pigs!

You: What's tha- WRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

That's a pertty mouth on you, boy. by Simian Infernus August 19, 2009