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Land a Marlin

If you pull out after anal sex and a huge shit log follows your penis and lands on the bed, the way a big fish would flop onto the floor of a boat after it's pulled out of the water, congratulations...you've landed a marlin!
When I get done with you, you'll land a marlin that would make Hemmingway proud.
Land a Marlin by B. H. McNultey December 31, 2007
A very complex sexual maneuver in which the male partner eats out the female. While going down on the girl, you begin to finger her. After the girl gets into it, you give her "the shocker," (use two fingers in the pussy and the pinky in the ass). The girls bucks up out of suprise and you hook your fingers in her mouth. Upon doing this, your friend jumps out of the closet with a camera and snaps a quick photo. Hence, bagging a Marlin.
Dude, some girl called the cops on me after I pulled a Marlin. I've got the photo on my fridge.
A Marlin by Nick.Nizzle January 27, 2007

pulled a marlin 

to disappear suddenly and not reappear for a long amount of time
Person 1: Dude, where did Jim go?
Person 2: I don't know. I haven't seen him for a while. Maybe he pulled a marlin

mullet landing a marlin 

A mullet landing a marlin is when the mullet (guy who is highly unattractive) in spite of the odds being stacked against him, lands a marlin (hooks up with an extremely hot woman). This phenomenon is comparable to catching a marlin and pictures are usually taken for proof and bragging rights handed out accordingly.
Joe: dude, Rick is such a fucking mullet. He has no idea how to talk to a woman.
John: Bro, Rick landed a marlin last week. have some respect.
Joe: Holy shit, a mullet landing a marlin. Thats fucking crazy

Pulled a Marly 

When someone tweets "Goodnight", but keeps on tweeting for hours instead of actually going to sleep.
Daniel tweeted goodnight an hour ago, but is still tweeting. He pulled a Marly!
Pulled a Marly by JayyyyyyyAre April 30, 2013

A Marlyse Hair 

A long, dark brown hair not attached to a person's head.
Ew, I found a marlyse hair in my food!
A Marlyse Hair by I<3Marlyse December 13, 2009