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A female that is short in stature and is ugly. Better described as a creature and not a person. A shortened version of “kill it, kill it with a stick. Often overly friendly and not in a good way.
Damn there is kikiwas again, you need to hide before she sees you.
Kikiwas by Freak nasty July 5, 2019
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Kikelist 

Jeff: "Wow, did you just see that kikelist ride by us."

Kevin: "Yeah, he almost looked like Lance Armstrong, except that his nose was even bigger."

kicielinski

This is the word used to define a hobo. A bum. A lazy moocher. Someone who was too lazy to do something correct because it required them to do a teensy bit of work.

"If its too dificult to work with, better not do it at all, because then we'd have to do more than even less than the minimum requirement of the job." is a line heard from a Kicielinski type of person.

Their dental hygiene is so poor, to call them a slobbering hobo is a compliment. Their green stubby fangs that protrude from their mouth disgust even back alley vermin such as rats.

This person can't handle things that require the use of the mind, such as ordering supplies, or using their hands to cut something.

A Kicielinski will have their feelings hurt quite easily as they are thin skinned losers and deny others what is their rights to have, and make up excuses as to why they are such failures.

Then they'll resort to lying and make false accusations as to why another shouldn't be permitted to move up in the world, usually because they are jealous losers.

If you suck at life and aren't good at your job and sabotage others out of spite and jealosy, you might be a Kicielinski.
Did you hear what that retard tony said?

No, what?

He said he wouldn't allow Henry to continue with any new apprentice training. He made up some stupid excuse to cover his dumb ass, what was it again? Oh yeah! he said he was "jittery and unfocused". What a retard. He must not know henry at all.

What a loser. What does he hope to gain? Henry is 10x the cake decorator he is! Not that it'd be difficult with his lack of skill!

What a worthless Kicielinski he is. And did you see his teeth?

Yeah. Gross. Didn't he ever hear of tooth paste? Someone should punch his teeth out, at least then that disgusting shade of green will be removed. Blech!
kicielinski by Tylerhatesyou November 17, 2017

Kiki challenge 

see ghost riding.
The kiki challenge is just ghost riding.
Kiki challenge by GAWII August 12, 2018

dirty kiki 

after he finged anf ated my bus he said mmmm is finger likin good and prostated to lik his fingr.
This sturdy penus is perfect for your morning orgy, mackout session , or whatever hot chum flavored beverage you enjoy. It's sticky white and soar cum flor retains its quality when fuckeded and handedjobed.

Dimensions are 100.10″ (6000 cm) long, 400″ (8000 cm) thic.

dirty kiki
dirty kiki by bigdikaugh August 12, 2023

KikeTuber 

A YouTuber that goes around ruining other communities for the sake of money regardless of the disservice it does to those communities. The primary concern of a KikeTuber is gathering shekels from ad revenue by exploiting 12 year olds on their mom's mobile devices that don't run adblock. This is accomplished by running an insane amount of adds on videos about popular games like 5NAF or Minecraft.

Unlike a regular YouTuber who makes videos for business and pleasure a KikeTuber's heart has shriveled up and died leaving nothing but a bad laugh and a fake smile.
Person 1. Who is this CampingRusher kid. His videos are all clickbait
Person 2. Nah it's worse that that. He's a KikeTuber. Just in it for the money
KikeTuber by Themandoc January 2, 2017
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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