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_Dort_ an extreme burning sensation in your penis that causes you to to run naked down the freeway hoping to put out the flames.. Worse than any STD.

Bro!! I got such a bad case of the _Dort_ I thought my dick was an active volcano

_Dort_ by Blood fart November 21, 2021

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Dort

An infamous neo-nazi in the touhou Fumo fandom, known for being banned from many servers for his ideals.

Wait dort……. Like the racist guy?

Dort by Fomu December 17, 2021

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Dort

A combination of that and ort.

Save dort money!

Dort by The man with an unknown name April 8, 2022

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dort

to have a male fart out of his penis. It is a verb, "to dort"

John was having oral sex with Kim when he dorted in her face.

dort by Paul rocks SJU November 3, 2004

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Dort

Dirt or porn.

Dorty auld hunch loves the Dicktits!

Dort by Dee August 18, 2003

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Dort

Elderly prostitute/whore. Talks only about sex, penis pictures, boobs

Fucking Dort

Dort by #hb July 17, 2017

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dort

a crossover of a dress and shorts

"Hey dork, I like the dort you're wearing today!"

dort by rosenovarocks April 10, 2020

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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