A triple combo is a type of sexual move with four people in a polyamorous relationship and one person of the group is dominant over the other three partners. It’s a spanking maneuver where the three non-dominant partners are sitting together in a fetal position on a love seat with their bare asses facing the dominant person. The dominant person takes either a whip, a flogger, or a belt, then very quickly, spanks all three non-dominant individuals across their butts at once, followed by said individuals hollering, “YES MOMMY/DADDY!!!!” in unison. The dominant person then whips the tool used around in the air like a lasso while spinning around and spanking their own ass and roars, “WOOHOO! TRIPLE COMBO!!!!”
Jason, Caleb, and Keith made a vow that they will never have a foursome with Jessica again after she gave them the triple combo and made them end up getting butt surgery.
by rosenovarocks April 11, 2024
Literally THE Queen of Rock and Roll! Joan got her start in the music industry when she formed an all girl rock band The Runaways in 1975 with Cherie Currie, Lita Ford, Jackie Fox, and Sandy West. When the band broke up in 1979, she went solo and formed a backup band with “3 good men, not show offs” called The Blackhearts. After being rejected by 23 major labels, Joan started Blackheart Records and released her own music with hits such as “Bad Reputation,” “Do You Wanna Touch Me,” “I Hate Myself For Loving You,” and her smash 1982 hit, “I Love Rock and Roll.” She was also an actress and costarred with Michael J Fox in the 1987 film “Light Of Day.” In the 90s, she was involved in the Riot Grrrl movement with bands like Bikini Kill, Le Tigre, L7, The Gits, and Bratmobile. She was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2015 and the documentary on her life, Bad Reputation, was released in 2018. She still continues to record music and tour internationally to this day. She is also an inspiration to multiple girls and women around the world.
Me: “Joan Jett is literally my idol, like she’s the Katy Perry of the 80’s!”
Some sexist asshole: “Pipe down, girlie! Girls can’t play rock and roll!”
Me: “Then how did Joan have such a successful music career? You need to pipe down, honey!”
Some sexist asshole: “Pipe down, girlie! Girls can’t play rock and roll!”
Me: “Then how did Joan have such a successful music career? You need to pipe down, honey!”
by rosenovarocks January 10, 2021
An obsessed and entitled fan of a celebrity, movie, TV series, etc. who goes out of their way to worship who/what they’re a fan of. Their way of devotion is by constantly posting about the person or thing and saying, “(insert name) IS MY LIFEE!!!! (insert random emojis)” When someone slightly has a different opinion on the person or thing, the fanatic acts all offended by saying, “OMG STOP SHADING (insert name)!!!” or “(insert name) HAS A HARD LIFE! LEAVE THEM ALONE!!!” Like damn we all have differences in opinion, ya small minded little bitches! To add on, toxic fans also go out of their way to belittle other fans who aren’t obsessed.
Unpopular statement: “Remember when iconic hairstyles in the 80s didn’t require hair extensions like people like Ariana Grande use now?”
Toxic fan: “Ariana looks beautiful just the way she is! Stop shading her because of her hair! (inserts several emojis)”
Toxic fan: “Ariana looks beautiful just the way she is! Stop shading her because of her hair! (inserts several emojis)”
by rosenovarocks January 21, 2021
When you have to use the bathroom really bad and the only toilet available is really dirty. You have no choice but to go into that stall, pull down yer panties, straddle over the toilet to avoid sitting down on the shit-infested seat, maybe pull your buttcheeks apart with your hands, and unload straight into the hole, then look down hoping you had a good aim.
Sally had to hover over the toilet while using it because some moron forgot to wipe her period blood off the seat.
by rosenovarocks March 11, 2022
The craziest bitch you'll ever meet. A Wendy is usually in her mid to late 40's. She's a complete skank and fugly (fuckin' ugly) slut who is probably the reason for your parents' divorce. Wendys are overly demanding and try to take control/ruin other people's lives. She also drags your father around by the dick, so therefore, he can't defend you or his family. Wendys also claim they're all about Jesus, the Bible, and going to church, when really, they are the biggest hypocrites, treat others like total dogshit, commit sins six days a week, and think they're forgiven on Sunday morning just by showing up at church. They are nothing but Sunday Christians and BBBs (Bible Banging Bitches). No one wants a Wendy in their life.
Agnostic kid: "I'm so not going to church with Dad and his skanky bitch this weekend. His wife thinks she's all that and thinks she did nothing wrong."
Mom: "You don't have to, son. It's her own fault your father and I split up. She's such a Wendy."
Mom: "You don't have to, son. It's her own fault your father and I split up. She's such a Wendy."
by rosenovarocks April 15, 2020
A word that one weird kid uses to describe his feces. Gerky is when you squeeze out a massive shit, and when you try to flush, it clogs up the toilet and leaves a nasty odor so bad it kills the person going in right after you. When talking about your gerky poop story in class, be sure to not say it too loud or your teacher will politely ask you to change the conversation.
Weird kid: "So one time, I took a massive poop and when I saw it, it looked really gerky."
Classmate: "Lmao"
High school math teacher in the corner listening: "Change the conversation, please."
Classmate: "Lmao"
High school math teacher in the corner listening: "Change the conversation, please."
by rosenovarocks April 14, 2020
Don’t try to teach a pig to sing; it doesn’t work and it annoys the pig. Basically don’t bother teaching a stubborn person a life lesson if they’re not gonna learn from their mistakes anyway. They’re still going to keep making the same stupid mistake and expect a different result every time.
Due to Nicole’s stupidity for the last decade with the “edgy” ex-boyfriends and getting arrested multiple times, she’s never going to learn to grow the fuck up and never learn lessons in life. Don’t try to teach a pig to sing.
by rosenovarocks August 13, 2021