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dort

"Hey dork, I like the dort you're wearing today!"
by rosenovarocks April 10, 2020
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Conga line of fuck

A conga line of fuck is a type of orgy where a group of people are formed into a conga line. All participants other than the leader and caboose are to have their dicks inserted into the receiver’s rectum and the giver’s dick inserted into their rectum. The line leader is to play the bongos unless there are enough participants to form an Ouroboros. Females can participate in this act too, but will be required to wear a strap on.
Daniel: “Hey, do you want to do a conga line of fuck with me and Jason on Saturday night?”
Caleb: “Sorry dude, I can’t this time. My ass still hurts from when Jason blew his load into me the last time we did that.”
by rosenovarocks May 10, 2025
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Empire Today

A popular flooring and carpeting company that has a catchy jingle that no one could resist singing along to when the commercial comes on
Chorus: (singing): “800-588-2300, Empire Today!”
by rosenovarocks July 23, 2021
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Wendy

The craziest bitch you'll ever meet. A Wendy is usually in her mid to late 40's. She's a complete skank and fugly (fuckin' ugly) slut who is probably the reason for your parents' divorce. Wendys are overly demanding and try to take control/ruin other people's lives. She also drags your father around by the dick, so therefore, he can't defend you or his family. Wendys also claim they're all about Jesus, the Bible, and going to church, when really, they are the biggest hypocrites, treat others like total dogshit, commit sins six days a week, and think they're forgiven on Sunday morning just by showing up at church. They are nothing but Sunday Christians and BBBs (Bible Banging Bitches). No one wants a Wendy in their life.
Agnostic kid: "I'm so not going to church with Dad and his skanky bitch this weekend. His wife thinks she's all that and thinks she did nothing wrong."
Mom: "You don't have to, son. It's her own fault your father and I split up. She's such a Wendy."
by rosenovarocks April 15, 2020
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Hover

When you have to use the bathroom really bad and the only toilet available is really dirty. You have no choice but to go into that stall, pull down yer panties, straddle over the toilet to avoid sitting down on the shit-infested seat, maybe pull your buttcheeks apart with your hands, and unload straight into the hole, then look down hoping you had a good aim.
Sally had to hover over the toilet while using it because some moron forgot to wipe her period blood off the seat.
by rosenovarocks March 11, 2022
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Gerky

A word that one weird kid uses to describe his feces. Gerky is when you squeeze out a massive shit, and when you try to flush, it clogs up the toilet and leaves a nasty odor so bad it kills the person going in right after you. When talking about your gerky poop story in class, be sure to not say it too loud or your teacher will politely ask you to change the conversation.
Weird kid: "So one time, I took a massive poop and when I saw it, it looked really gerky."
Classmate: "Lmao"
High school math teacher in the corner listening: "Change the conversation, please."
by rosenovarocks April 14, 2020
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Mullet

A mullet is what someone has below the belt line when they shave their pubic hair, but not their butt hair. It is named after the mullet hairstyle because of the “business in the front, party in the back” look.
Unlike the other girls who shave both their pubic and butt hair, Trish likes to rock a mullet in her pants. When she likes to get festive, she likes to thread some mini lights in her butt hair, so that explains why people see flashing lights coming from where her buttcrack is.
by rosenovarocks September 27, 2025
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