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Gerky

A word that one weird kid uses to describe his feces. Gerky is when you squeeze out a massive shit, and when you try to flush, it clogs up the toilet and leaves a nasty odor so bad it kills the person going in right after you. When talking about your gerky poop story in class, be sure to not say it too loud or your teacher will politely ask you to change the conversation.

Weird kid: "So one time, I took a massive poop and when I saw it, it looked really gerky."
Classmate: "Lmao"
High school math teacher in the corner listening: "Change the conversation, please."

by rosenovarocks April 14, 2020

Oh Bob Saget!

The Tourette's Guy's signature catchphrase. He says "Oh Bob Saget!" instead of "shit" or "fuck" when he is frustrated. When something goes right, he also says "oooohhh yeah! The Macho Man's gonna eat your ass!"

(spills beer on table) "OH BOB SAGET!!! SHIT!!!!"

by rosenovarocks April 13, 2020

Manwich

A popular sloppy Joe sauce that gives you a serious case of the shits!

Narrator (Singing): “Oh mama don’t you make me another meatloaf, forget the mac and cheese, I want some fun piled in my buns, I want a Manwich please, make tonight a Manwich night”

TV viewer: “Stop dancing and eat the damn burger ffs!”

by rosenovarocks July 17, 2021

Mr. Quisno

A high school art teacher and track/cross-country coach famous for his throat punches and catchphrase, “What the?” He is also well known for his off-color jokes and calling his students names like wedgeheads, dingbats, nimrods, and sons of biscuits. Don’t take his nicknames for his students personally bc he jokes with students like that in a way of saying he likes them.

Spencer: “Did you hear that Riley was sent home after Mr. Quisno throat punched him for ‘being a wedgehead’?”

by rosenovarocks February 13, 2021

Bad News Brown

A massive shit someone drops in the toilet named after the WWE wrestler.

(Tourette’s Guy watching WWE wrestling on TV)
Announcer: “It’s Bad News Brown!”
TG: “Sounds like someone took a massive shit and named it Bad News Brown!”

by rosenovarocks September 15, 2021

Triple combo

A triple combo is a type of sexual move performed by a polyamorous relationship of four people with one person being dominant over the other three. The three non dominant partners are to sit on a love seat, couch, or bed next to each other in a fetal position with their bare asses facing the dominant person. The dominant person then uses a switch, flogger, or belt and quickly whips all three partners across the ass at the same time really hard, followed by a chorus of, “YES MOMMY/DADDY!!!!” from the partners. The dominant person then finishes it off by swinging their tool of choice around like a lasso, spinning around while spanking their own ass, and hollering, “WOOHOO! TRIPLE COMBO!!!!”

Jason, Caleb, and Keith made a vow to each other that they’ll never go home with Jessica again after she gave them the triple combo and made them get butt surgery.

by rosenovarocks April 24, 2024

Lesbian handgun

A lesbian handgun is a sexual move performed by a lesbian couple. When performing this move during sex, the girls make a handgun shape with their index and middle fingers and jerk each other off in the vagina.

Tina and Devin got fired from their jobs because Karen caught them doing the lesbian handgun in the women’s bathroom and ratted them out to HR.

by rosenovarocks April 27, 2024