Definitions by rosenovarocks

Strip bowling

Strip bowling is an adult party game where players remove articles of clothing based on their performance, such as throwing a gutter ball or getting the lowest score.

Guy 1: “Hey, wanna go strip bowling this Friday night?”
Guy 2: “I don’t think we should do that anymore. Last time we did that, Jason got his dick stuck in one of the bowling ball finger holes and was yoinked down the lane.”
Guy 1: “That sucks, man. Hey at least he got a free penectomy when it got caught in the machine that spits the balls back out.”

Strip bowling by rosenovarocks May 30, 2026

Two-seater

A two-seater is a type of threesome when two women are sitting on a man’s genitals and face.

Jason: “I heard through the grapevine that Daniel did a two-seater with Mary and Trish last night.”
Caleb: “I’m so jealous dude! I need to do one with Anna and Katy!”

Two-seater by rosenovarocks January 10, 2026

Two Girls, One Cup

Two Girls, One Cup is a pornographic video from many moons ago that is almost banned from the internet. The video involves two lesbian girls shitting in a cup, then taking turns eating the contents out of the cup. The girls then get sick and vomit in each other’s mouths. It is strongly advised that those who are squeamish and have a sensitive stomach should never, ever find that video. Ever.

(Anna watching lesbian porn on her computer)
Anna: “I’m going to watch the Two Girls, One Cup video!”
(Anna sees a couple of familiar faces in the video)
Anna: “Is that Gale and Trish? What the hell are they doing?”
(Anna grabs a barf bag as she watches Gale eat Trish’s tapeworm-infested poop and vomits the same time Gale and Trish vomit in each other’s mouths)
Anna: “Oh god, I not only need to wash my eyes with bleach, but I need to smash my computer and bury it in the lake, and move to another state with a new name and new life!”

Two Girls, One Cup by rosenovarocks November 26, 2025

Conga line of fuck 

A conga line of fuck is a type of orgy where a group of people are formed into a conga line. All participants other than the leader and caboose are to have their dicks inserted into the receiver’s rectum and the giver’s dick inserted into their rectum. The line leader is to play the bongos unless there are enough participants to form an Ouroboros. Females can participate in this act too, but will be required to wear a strap on.

Daniel: “Hey, do you want to do a conga line of fuck with me and Jason on Saturday night?”
Caleb: “Sorry dude, I can’t this time. My ass still hurts from when Jason blew his load into me the last time we did that.”

Conga line of fuck by rosenovarocks May 10, 2025

Toss the salad

Tossing the salad is licking and munching on one’s butthole, basically a rimjob.

Joan: “I gotta eat something soon. No wonder why I’m so tiny.”
Kenny: “You can help me toss the salad, bitch.”

Toss the salad by rosenovarocks July 21, 2024

Lesbian handgun 

A lesbian handgun is a sexual move performed by a lesbian couple. When performing this move during sex, the girls make a handgun shape with their index and middle fingers and jerk each other off in the vagina.

Tina and Devin got fired from their jobs because Karen caught them doing the lesbian handgun in the women’s bathroom and ratted them out to HR.

Lesbian handgun by rosenovarocks April 27, 2024

Four-way reverse cowgirl 

A four-way reverse cowgirl is a type of sexual move performed by a polyamorous group of four people. Two of the partners are to mount in the traditional reverse cowgirl position. The third partner squats over the horse’s face and dangles their dick/pussy in their mouth. The fourth partner straddles over the horse’s legs and swipes their dick/pussy in the cowgirl’s face.

Jason and Caleb chickened out on having sex with Jessica and Katelyn when they insisted on doing the four-way reverse cowgirl.

Four-way reverse cowgirl by rosenovarocks April 24, 2024