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Joan Jett

Literally THE Queen of Rock and Roll! Joan got her start in the music industry when she formed an all girl rock band The Runaways in 1975 with Cherie Currie, Lita Ford, Jackie Fox, and Sandy West. When the band broke up in 1979, she went solo and formed a backup band with “3 good men, not show offs” called The Blackhearts. After being rejected by 23 major labels, Joan started Blackheart Records and released her own music with hits such as “Bad Reputation,” “Do You Wanna Touch Me,” “I Hate Myself For Loving You,” and her smash 1982 hit, “I Love Rock and Roll.” She was also an actress and costarred with Michael J Fox in the 1987 film “Light Of Day.” In the 90s, she was involved in the Riot Grrrl movement with bands like Bikini Kill, Le Tigre, L7, The Gits, and Bratmobile. She was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2015 and the documentary on her life, Bad Reputation, was released in 2018. She still continues to record music and tour internationally to this day. She is also an inspiration to multiple girls and women around the world.

Me: “Joan Jett is literally my idol, like she’s the Katy Perry of the 80’s!”
Some sexist asshole: “Pipe down, girlie! Girls can’t play rock and roll!”
Me: “Then how did Joan have such a successful music career? You need to pipe down, honey!”

by rosenovarocks January 10, 2021

Mr. Quisno

A high school art teacher and track/cross-country coach famous for his throat punches and catchphrase, “What the?” He is also well known for his off-color jokes and calling his students names like wedgeheads, dingbats, nimrods, and sons of biscuits. Don’t take his nicknames for his students personally bc he jokes with students like that in a way of saying he likes them.

Spencer: “Did you hear that Riley was sent home after Mr. Quisno throat punched him for ‘being a wedgehead’?”

by rosenovarocks February 13, 2021

McFatfuck

A self-entitled Karen/Kevin who lives on a diet of McDonald’s food and gets fat from it. When a McFatfuck notices a mistake in their order or simply doesn’t get their way, they tend to get furious and throw a McFit.

Angry Entitled Karen: “GIVE MEEE MAH MONEEEEY BACK BITCH!!!!” (destroys a McDonald’s over being told the milkshake machine is broken)
Bystander: “Geez she is such a McFatfuck, like wasn’t she just in here 3 hours ago?”

by rosenovarocks March 14, 2021

dort

a crossover of a dress and shorts

"Hey dork, I like the dort you're wearing today!"

by rosenovarocks April 10, 2020

Oh Bob Saget!

The Tourette's Guy's signature catchphrase. He says "Oh Bob Saget!" instead of "shit" or "fuck" when he is frustrated. When something goes right, he also says "oooohhh yeah! The Macho Man's gonna eat your ass!"

(spills beer on table) "OH BOB SAGET!!! SHIT!!!!"

by rosenovarocks April 13, 2020

Gerky

A word that one weird kid uses to describe his feces. Gerky is when you squeeze out a massive shit, and when you try to flush, it clogs up the toilet and leaves a nasty odor so bad it kills the person going in right after you. When talking about your gerky poop story in class, be sure to not say it too loud or your teacher will politely ask you to change the conversation.

Weird kid: "So one time, I took a massive poop and when I saw it, it looked really gerky."
Classmate: "Lmao"
High school math teacher in the corner listening: "Change the conversation, please."

by rosenovarocks April 14, 2020

Wendy

The craziest bitch you'll ever meet. A Wendy is usually in her mid to late 40's. She's a complete skank and fugly (fuckin' ugly) slut who is probably the reason for your parents' divorce. Wendys are overly demanding and try to take control/ruin other people's lives. She also drags your father around by the dick, so therefore, he can't defend you or his family. Wendys also claim they're all about Jesus, the Bible, and going to church, when really, they are the biggest hypocrites, treat others like total dogshit, commit sins six days a week, and think they're forgiven on Sunday morning just by showing up at church. They are nothing but Sunday Christians and BBBs (Bible Banging Bitches). No one wants a Wendy in their life.

Agnostic kid: "I'm so not going to church with Dad and his skanky bitch this weekend. His wife thinks she's all that and thinks she did nothing wrong."
Mom: "You don't have to, son. It's her own fault your father and I split up. She's such a Wendy."

by rosenovarocks April 15, 2020