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Lesbian handgun

A lesbian handgun is a sexual move performed by a lesbian couple. When performing this move during sex, the girls make a handgun shape with their index and middle fingers and jerk each other off in the vagina.

Tina and Devin got fired from their jobs because Karen caught them doing the lesbian handgun in the women’s bathroom and ratted them out to HR.

by rosenovarocks April 27, 2024

Triple combo

A triple combo is a type of sexual move performed by a polyamorous relationship of four people with one person being dominant over the other three. The three non dominant partners are to sit on a love seat, couch, or bed next to each other in a fetal position with their bare asses facing the dominant person. The dominant person then uses a switch, flogger, or belt and quickly whips all three partners across the ass at the same time really hard, followed by a chorus of, “YES MOMMY/DADDY!!!!” from the partners. The dominant person then finishes it off by swinging their tool of choice around like a lasso, spinning around while spanking their own ass, and hollering, “WOOHOO! TRIPLE COMBO!!!!”

Jason, Caleb, and Keith made a vow to each other that they’ll never go home with Jessica again after she gave them the triple combo and made them get butt surgery.

by rosenovarocks April 24, 2024

Pirate

The Pirate is a sexual move where you’re doing oral sex with your partner. It starts with sucking on your partner’s whistle/lips to the point where they’re climaxing. When you sense they’re about to have a boner/orgasm, quickly back off and holler, “THAR SHE BLOWS!!!!” like a pirate, and watch as your partner shoots their liquid all over the place.

Extra points awarded if you’re dressed as a pirate.

Jason didn’t realize that Jessie had that hidden talent with her pussy until she asked to do the Pirate with him.

by rosenovarocks April 9, 2024

Triple combo

A triple combo is a type of sexual move with four people in a polyamorous relationship and one person of the group is dominant over the other three partners. It’s a spanking maneuver where the three non-dominant partners are sitting together in a fetal position on a love seat with their bare asses facing the dominant person. The dominant person takes either a whip, a flogger, or a belt, then very quickly, spanks all three non-dominant individuals across their butts at once, followed by said individuals hollering, “YES MOMMY/DADDY!!!!” in unison. The dominant person then whips the tool used around in the air like a lasso while spinning around and spanking their own ass and roars, “WOOHOO! TRIPLE COMBO!!!!”

Jason, Caleb, and Keith made a vow that they will never have a foursome with Jessica again after she gave them the triple combo and made them end up getting butt surgery.

by rosenovarocks April 11, 2024

Toxic fan

An obsessed and entitled fan of a celebrity, movie, TV series, etc. who goes out of their way to worship who/what they’re a fan of. Their way of devotion is by constantly posting about the person or thing and saying, “(insert name) IS MY LIFEE!!!! (insert random emojis)” When someone slightly has a different opinion on the person or thing, the fanatic acts all offended by saying, “OMG STOP SHADING (insert name)!!!” or “(insert name) HAS A HARD LIFE! LEAVE THEM ALONE!!!” Like damn we all have differences in opinion, ya small minded little bitches! To add on, toxic fans also go out of their way to belittle other fans who aren’t obsessed.

Unpopular statement: “Remember when iconic hairstyles in the 80s didn’t require hair extensions like people like Ariana Grande use now?”
Toxic fan: “Ariana looks beautiful just the way she is! Stop shading her because of her hair! (inserts several emojis)”

by rosenovarocks January 21, 2021

Mr. Quisno

A high school art teacher and track/cross-country coach famous for his throat punches and catchphrase, “What the?” He is also well known for his off-color jokes and calling his students names like wedgeheads, dingbats, nimrods, and sons of biscuits. Don’t take his nicknames for his students personally bc he jokes with students like that in a way of saying he likes them.

Spencer: “Did you hear that Riley was sent home after Mr. Quisno throat punched him for ‘being a wedgehead’?”

by rosenovarocks February 13, 2021

Gerky

A word that one weird kid uses to describe his feces. Gerky is when you squeeze out a massive shit, and when you try to flush, it clogs up the toilet and leaves a nasty odor so bad it kills the person going in right after you. When talking about your gerky poop story in class, be sure to not say it too loud or your teacher will politely ask you to change the conversation.

Weird kid: "So one time, I took a massive poop and when I saw it, it looked really gerky."
Classmate: "Lmao"
High school math teacher in the corner listening: "Change the conversation, please."

by rosenovarocks April 14, 2020