(zhy-fer) also spelled as zypher if you have a brain the size of a Asian penis. Zyhper is the nick name of a mans legendary penis. And by legendary it means there are legends of it satisfying gods sister enough where he backed off, so legendary that your father would kiss it in hopes that he would get better, sooo legendary that your father even let your mother get cock slapped in hopes that she would start to fear his non legendary penis so that she can know what it could do if he ate all of his vegetables and shit that make penis's awesome.
by zyhper0 December 30, 2012
per.1 Who is Zyhper in the religion Phaìngism?
per.2 Zyhper is the god of live and the most powerful one
per.2 Zyhper is the god of live and the most powerful one
by thepersonyourmomloves August 27, 2023