bb's definitions

Forklift Special

A fat chick eg she would need a forklift to carry her around.

Did you snog that forklift special again last night?

by bb July 18, 2003

assing

A marching band hazing ritual whereby, upon first performance of an incorrect note, a new band member's face is rubbed in the bare buttocks of another member.

That new sousaphonist has such an assing coming to him!

by bB October 26, 2005

cdw

A chop shop sales gig where they hire 200 dumb college graduates to wear headsets and cold call real workers all day. They give you free pizza to make you so fat that you dont want to leave because you are ugly. They pay shit

I got a call from CDW for a job today, they said all I need is some college course work completed.

by BB April 14, 2005

popcornplayer

PopCornPlayer is me the mutha fucking PCP cooker

I want that angle dust who do i go to the PopCornPlayer

by BB November 8, 2003

ass on a tuesday

After a night of heavy drinking, one would say "I feel like ass on a Tuesday" if they are suffering from a hangover.

I can be said on other days also.

God... I feel like ass -- on a Tuesaday.

by BB October 21, 2004

Curb-jabbi

Instantaniously grabbing a random girls pussy while pretending to fall off a curb.

"Dag Yo, Karl curb-jabbied Chelsea today at lunch"

by BB April 6, 2004

northern monkey

See D. Appleton

by BB September 18, 2003