Zwonk

(verb) for a male to get covered with cum by another male, against his will.

"Dude stop it!!! I don't like dick!! Stop zwonking me!"

by AreWeTight July 21, 2009

Zonked

being completely exhausted

God damn, I'm hella zonked from that party last night

by ayypasstheblunt May 23, 2016

Zonk out

To fall asleep, usually a deep sleep. It happens after a long day or doing drugs, commonly happening quickly or without warning. It may be one of the best kinds of sleep.

You're not gonna zonk out after smoking that bowl, are you?

by RubbingAlcohol March 23, 2009

Zonked

(Adjective) Usually caused by drug use, it’s when you’re not sleepwalking but not fully awake either. You’re awake, but you’re acting as if you had no agency and things only happen to you. But also you’re not like a zombie.

You’re just ZONKED

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover March 23, 2019

zonk

Unofficial army command. Typically used during PT (physical training) formations during extremely shitty weather as a way of dismissing a unit from duty. After the command of “Zonk!!” is given the entire unit runs off screaming and shouting to their barracks rooms or cars.

Man, this morning it was 34 degrees and pissing rain. Thank god First Seargent called a zonk.

1SG : “Company!!”
Platoon SGTs in unison : “Platoon!!”
1SG: “Atten-sion!!.....ZONK!!!!”

by Trav October 1, 2004

zonked Out

When some one has passed out.

"I am about to zonk out."
"She just zonked out!"
"I'm about to be zonked out."

by TheLegitBritX March 24, 2012

Zonked

The state of which you feel when high

Guys I'm fully zonked right now

by hopeythecokeaddict August 8, 2019