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Zooned Out 

Zooned out, Zooned, Zooning, Zoon, etc. are all forms of the term "zooned out"

A prolonged Nitrous Oxide high, where the user keeps inhaling more before the effects wear off, remaining in a goofy, meditative state for long periods of time.

The effects of nitrous wear off in 30 seconds or less, so users may keep one or more balloons on standby to "top off" the high when they start to come down. zooning can last anywhere from a few minutes to several hours depending on how much gas you have on hand, and how retarded you want to get.

While zooning, you're usually mixing with other drugs, laying or sitting down due to a loss of mobility, with a balloon in your mouth or in your hand, taking a small hit every 5-15 seconds to remain in a state of pure bliss.

the term is a play on words, coming from the term 'zoned out' but instead, you're "zooned out" because of how stupid and unresponsive you are off the gas.
Craig: "Bro, I just picked up a 640 and an 8th, we're going on a bender!"

James: "Fuck yeah brev, I'm gonna be zooned out tonight"
Craig: "hell yeah, I'll put some sewerslvt drum covers on and get this shit crackin"
James: "Nah bruh, I only listen to reggae off the nos"
Zooned Out by RJsocray December 8, 2023
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zoned-out 

when you’re thinking about something, and it makes you forget to talk.
Mouth open, he zoned-out to think about bonobos as his bitch of a wife continued to whine about the croutons at the salad bar at the restaurant that SHE chose on YOUR birthday.

zoned out 

1. To be day dreaming and unaware of the things around you. You usually appear to be staring at something, when in fact you are just looking in one place and you are deep in thought, or your mind is blank and you are trying to find yourself. Often people will wave their hand in front of your face and make a huge deal out of getting you to 'come back to earth'

2.A lot of times people that self-harm will "zone out" before they do it. This simply means that they seem to block out everything around them and can no longer reconize where they are, nor can they feel pain.
1. Becca was so bored in history class that she zoned out, so Tyler started to wave his hands in front of her to make her snap out of it.

2.Emily zoned out before she slit her wrists.
zoned out by Razzle be dazzled December 26, 2005

zoned out 

Spaced out, stoned, unaware, oblivious, unconscious, drugged, narcotized.

Derived from the 70's phrase "lost in the ozone", which led to the related terms "ozoned", "zoned", and "zoned out".
I got kinda zoned out listening to Green Day and forgot to finish my term paper.

Dubya got zoned out at the Cabinet meeting and decided to invade Iraq without a legitimate cause.
zoned out by Hugh Johnson November 18, 2005

zoomed out 

1. A malleable term commonly used to describe a type of psychedelic trip, a deep meditative state, an out-of-body experience.

2. A ‘higher’ perspective; a holistic perspective.

3. Something that is out-of-this-world, outlandish, far out, trippy.

4. A psychedelic and cannabis centered clothing brand—ZOOMDOUT.
DMT zoomed me out like I’ve never zoomed out before. Three minutes into the trip I was looking at the INFINIVERSE; the ultimate web, full of interconnected dust particle-sized universes. I’m not even sure that I zoomed back into the same body!

Lucy finally told me the story about her near death experience. It’s so nuts. She says her soul literally zoomed out of her body as she began to die. Then she watched the entire car accident scene happen from up above.

Yo dude, I smoked about a joint of every Sativa strain in Amsterdamn at last year’s Cannabis Cup. I’ve never been that zoomed out in my life. I was seeing shit happen from space!

Wow. That’s a zoomed out Shpongle album if I’ve ever heard one.

“Eat nothin’ but mushrooms and drink pure liquid acid, I’m ZOOMD-the-fuck-OUT!” – Lush One (ZOOMDOUT shout out)
zoomed out by ZOOMDOUT November 24, 2009

Zoomed Out 

Mental fatigue from overuse of Zoom, the enterprise video conferencing software turned digital classroom. Common amongst University Students in quarantine.
Oliver: "Hey dude, wanna chat via zoom tomorrow about this assignment"
Matt: "Nah, I've already got 2 zoom calls scheduled for tomorrow for other things, so I'll pretty much be zoomed out"
Zoomed Out by verlio March 28, 2020

zoned out 

Similar to daydreaming, zoning out usually involves obscure subject matter such as how toothpicks are made or what will happen when squirrels take over the world. Common among, but not imited to, those with ADD or ADHD.
Chester was so zoned out that he didn't even notice Jim slapping him in the back of the head.

"I'm sorry, what? I was zoned out.."
zoned out by MandyM November 16, 2005
Word of the Day on November 17, 2005
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