zoommoned 

The act of being summoned to mandatory office fun via Zoom Happy Hour or the act of issuing said decree of requisite virtual joviality.

She felt like she had just been served a subpoena having been zoommoned to attend the office "Happy Hour" on Zoom.

zoommoned by Jules.Sheehy May 19, 2020

zootmoney 

Badass who made me cry.

Zootmoney posted public information on a message board, which caused winnerpeg to cry to admin.

zootmoney by winnerpeg February 15, 2005