Zoom-Ready

When your hair, clothing, jewelry, and make-up are pulled together enough that you can get onto a video call without embarrassing yourself and/or scaring everyone else. This is especially important/ challenging when working alone at home.

Thank goodness I had an hour warning before the meeting to get myself presentable and Zoom-ready. I put in my contacts, fixed hair and make-up, put on my cov-earrings - - but true confession: I was still in my pandemic-pants!

Zoom-Ready by JaneGordon.com May 19, 2020

Read the Zoom 

Feeling out the Zoom Room

When everyone is shooting up but you’re smoking the horse. Turn your fucken mute off. Read the Zoom, mate

Read the Zoom by Bangus Khan October 17, 2020

Read the zoom 

Like reading the room but in COVID

‘You can’t say that. I wish he’d just read the Zoom‘

Read the zoom by Bangus Khan October 16, 2020

Zoomready

When you feel you look presentable enough for a Zoom video call.

I'd like to go on camera, but a got a late start today and I am just not Zoomready.

Zoomready by Metaphoru March 3, 2021