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Zoom Dick 

(verb) -ing Showing your privates over a Zoom call
(noun) Someone who shows his privates over a Zoom call
Jeffrey Toobin is a Zoom Dick by Zoom Dicking.
Zoom Dick by SocMnky October 19, 2020
Words you can keep

zoom dick 

When you’re on Zoom and you think the camera is off, so you whip it out.
Employee 1: What happened to Reuben?

Employee 2: He got fired for zoom dick during a conference call.
zoom dick by Sebarket@gmail.com October 19, 2020

The Dick Zoom

When you're wathing porn and the camera zooms in on the dick.
Man, I really hate the dick zoom. I don't want to see dick in HD.
The Dick Zoom by Henlaree June 18, 2018

Zoom dickie

A pre-made piece of clothing that slips on over your stained college tank top for any high level virtual meetings.
My clothing-challenged sister testified to Congress during virtual hearings wearing her Zoom dickie.
Zoom dickie by Sandra Spawn June 18, 2021

zoomdick 

When you get bored of manufacturing fake news all day and whip out your dick during a Zoom call with all your coworkers.
I wonder what is the fastest way to completely fuck up my life? Probably Zoomdick
zoomdick by Jeffrey Toobin October 19, 2020

zoomdick 

It is when a male mistakenly thinks their outgoing audio and/or video is turned off during a video call and exposes himself to masturbate.
During the video call, he exposed his zoomdick.
zoomdick by KaraM96 October 19, 2020

zoomdick 

When a male mistakenly thinks their outgoing audio and/or video is turned off during a video call and begin masturbating.
Jeffrey had a zoomdick incident the other day.
zoomdick by KaraM96 October 19, 2020
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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