Zoobered

When your extremely fucked up. You get so fucked up , that it sets you back.

I am really zoobered zabbered

by Simmerin is Settlin down January 26, 2020

zoobeedoodah

the process of ejaculating all over a woman's mammories.

Claire allowed Theodore to zoobeedoodah her on the first date, it was quite enchanting.

by CJC April 28, 2006

Zoobreedingology

When you cross-breed two animals from the zoo to get already existing or extinct species.

An example of Zoobreedingology would be crossing a Dolphin with a Chinpanzee to get a T-Rex.

by jfjdnsjrif October 30, 2017

Zootered

the act of being extremely high and drunk at the same time,usually taking place in the early morning hours. Side effects of being ZOOTERED can include but are not limited to: Premature Ejaculation during unprotected sex resulting in pregnancy. Erectile dysfunction. Loss of speech ,hearing , balance , bladder and bowel control. Drunk Dialing, and possible homosexual tendencies may occur.

dude1 : "HEY MAN DID YOU HEAR THAT JIM KNOCKED UP THAT CRACK WHORE ? ".
dude2 : "NO FUCKING WAY !! DAMN HE MUST HAVE BEEN ZOOTERED!"

by JdoubleUsee February 16, 2010

Ziobered

It’s misleading a friend or love one to participate in a senseless act of fun then charging someone money after the “fun” activity is done

Clois and Ron were ziobered after the party for 100$. I thought we got the friendly invite but in the end he ziobered them for money. Pronounced Zoy-bird

by Clois Hyde September 21, 2020

Zobered

the act of shitting in ones under-britches because of physics

Matt: Hey Sean, d'ya study for physics buddy??

Sean: No, man i went home and tried to but I quickly became Zobered and ended up doing laundry instead

Matt: ahhh, happened to me last week..

by I<3P.B.64 November 17, 2009

Zobered

the act of shitting in ones under-britches because of physics

Matt: Hey Sean, d'ya study for physics buddy??

Sean: No, man i went home and tried to but I quickly became Zobered and ended up doing laundry instead

Matt: ahhh, happened to me last week..

by I<3P.B.64 November 17, 2009