the act of being extremely high and drunk at the same time,usually taking place in the early morning hours. Side effects of being ZOOTERED can include but are not limited to: Premature Ejaculation during unprotected sex resulting in pregnancy. Erectile dysfunction. Loss of speech ,hearing , balance , bladder and bowel control. Drunk Dialing, and possible homosexual tendencies may occur.
dude1 : "HEY MAN DID YOU HEAR THAT JIM KNOCKED UP THAT CRACK WHORE ? ".
dude2 : "NO FUCKINGWAY !! DAMN HE MUST HAVE BEEN ZOOTERED!"
It’s misleading a friend or love one to participate in a senseless act of fun then charging someone money after the “fun” activity is done
Clois and Ron were ziobered after the party for 100$. I thought we got the friendly invite but in the end he ziobered them for money. Pronounced Zoy-bird
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.