the act of being extremely high and drunk at the same time,usually taking place in the early morning hours. Side effects of being ZOOTERED can include but are not limited to: Premature Ejaculation during unprotected sex resulting in pregnancy. Erectile dysfunction. Loss of speech ,hearing , balance , bladder and bowel control. Drunk Dialing, and possible homosexual tendencies may occur.

dude1 : "HEY MAN DID YOU HEAR THAT JIM KNOCKED UP THAT CRACK WHORE ? ".
dude2 : "NO FUCKING WAY !! DAMN HE MUST HAVE BEEN ZOOTERED!"

Zootered by JdoubleUsee February 16, 2010

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Ziobered

It’s misleading a friend or love one to participate in a senseless act of fun then charging someone money after the “fun” activity is done

Clois and Ron were ziobered after the party for 100$. I thought we got the friendly invite but in the end he ziobered them for money. Pronounced Zoy-bird

Ziobered by Clois Hyde September 21, 2020

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Zobered

the act of shitting in ones under-britches because of physics

Matt: Hey Sean, d'ya study for physics buddy??

Sean: No, man i went home and tried to but I quickly became Zobered and ended up doing laundry instead

Matt: ahhh, happened to me last week..

Zobered by I<3P.B.64 November 17, 2009

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Zobered

the act of shitting in ones under-britches because of physics

Matt: Hey Sean, d'ya study for physics buddy??

Sean: No, man i went home and tried to but I quickly became Zobered and ended up doing laundry instead

Matt: ahhh, happened to me last week..

Zobered by I<3P.B.64 November 17, 2009

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