the act of being extremely high and drunk at the same time,usually taking place in the early morning hours. Side effects of being ZOOTERED can include but are not limited to: Premature Ejaculation during unprotected sex resulting in pregnancy. Erectile dysfunction. Loss of speech ,hearing , balance , bladder and bowel control. Drunk Dialing, and possible homosexual tendencies may occur.
dude1 : "HEY MAN DID YOU HEAR THAT JIM KNOCKED UP THAT CRACK WHORE ? ".
dude2 : "NO FUCKING WAY !! DAMN HE MUST HAVE BEEN ZOOTERED!"
dude2 : "NO FUCKING WAY !! DAMN HE MUST HAVE BEEN ZOOTERED!"
by JdoubleUsee February 17, 2010