The Zoezor is a very elusive creature, coming out of hiding only to feed on its diet of Cheez-Its and orange soda. It is friends with way too many Nicks and likes anything purple. Zoezor also enjoys watching Chowder and has the tendency to call people whores.
Zomorrod is a beautiful and rare girl like a diamond everyone loves to be around her because she’s smart beautiful and she have a nice heart zomorrod usually used to be famous because everyone loves her when you look in her eyes you will fall in love all over again
Zomgzort is Leet for the Leet word 'Zomgzor'.
Adding the 't' makes it much easier to pronounce and much cooler. It is so that the 't' makes the word longer and thus harder to type, but since 't' is just next to 'r' it is not much work for super leetness you get in return.
Zomgzort is in fact much easier to say in comparison to Zomgzorz since there are so many 'z''s in it.
It is also wise to replace the 'o''s by '0''s, if you don't want to be a b00n.