Zombie Fuck
To preform any sexual practice on somebody until they are just laying there completely imobile, but still alive.
Zombie Fuck by Babygurl8324 December 7, 2009
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zombie fuck by ChampagneS13 September 13, 2006
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zombie pig fuck
liam: me and debbie had a 2 hour long zombie pig fuck
gavin: i wish my gf would do the same
kraig: i thought that’s how jewish people had sex
gavin: i wish my gf would do the same
kraig: i thought that’s how jewish people had sex
zombie pig fuck by i like hunt bitches August 15, 2023
Fuck Zombie
1) To have sex with someone while you are still half asleep, normally by waking in the middle of the night, instantaneously in the mood.
2) To wake up in the middle of the night, roll over in the bed, and automatically to begin to bang the person in bed with you, while still in the haze of just awakening.
2) To wake up in the middle of the night, roll over in the bed, and automatically to begin to bang the person in bed with you, while still in the haze of just awakening.
Girlfriend/Wife: Last night was amazing. You just rolled over and starting banging me like crazy!
Boyfriend/Husband: I dont know what happened, I Just kinda awoke from a daze and I was fucking you!
Girlfriend/Wife: You were a fuck zombie!
Boyfriend/Husband: I dont know what happened, I Just kinda awoke from a daze and I was fucking you!
Girlfriend/Wife: You were a fuck zombie!
Fuck Zombie by CLEbrownies50 May 24, 2013
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zombie skull fuck by Kitty Licker 666 January 20, 2014
fuck a zombie
a phrase stated when you know that your in big trouble for not doing something or a impending doom soon to involve you, which in consequence you join the ranks of the undead.
dude1: hey man, did you did that assignment that the teacher Mr. satanic/evil/going to kill you.
dude2: oh fuck a zombie, no, please make sure to tell my girlfriend i love her, before i eat you alls brains.
dude1: ...so does this mean i can get together with your girlfriend?
dude1: your first on my eat list.
dude2: oh fuck a zombie, no, please make sure to tell my girlfriend i love her, before i eat you alls brains.
dude1: ...so does this mean i can get together with your girlfriend?
dude1: your first on my eat list.
fuck a zombie by sticky_cake_2 October 21, 2012
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