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A Zois is the most perfect expression of all life, handsome and talented
Look at zois he's just perfect
Zois by Moistbig279 November 21, 2021
Related Words
zoisite • zoist • zoised • Zoish • zoisha • Zoism • zoisty • zoi
Zois is the most toxic human being ever. He treats women like they are worth nothing. His ego is bigger than the distance between the top of his head and his eyes. God complex, narcissistic asshole.
Tell your friend to run from that Zois.
Zois by vaselinamalaka February 4, 2022
something that is both zesty and moist
"this tangerine is really zoisty"
"i feel really zoisty today"
zoisty by you ever just yort November 8, 2018
1) The vitrous mineral Calcium Aluminum Silicate Hydroxide.

2) A villain from the anime Sailor Moon named after said mineral. In the original subtitled Japanese, the Dark Kingdom general Zoisite was a male, but English dubbers made him a female due to his homosexual relationship with another general, Kunzite.
"Kunzaito-sama~~!" --Zoisite
Zoisite by Dotted Line August 3, 2005
zoist was a procedure used in the 19th century.
zoist by MattZMA July 22, 2006
The kindest and most beautiful girl in the world. She lights up any room she walks in to.
How about that girl Zoish? She’s truly amazing
Zoish by Wagwaan1 December 5, 2020
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