Zobeled
I tried to publish a mock NFL football draft stating I beat Mel Kiper, but people caught me in the act, and I'm so embarrassed. I've been Zobeled!
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Zobbled
The emotional state an individual experiences after engaging in the spreading of two-year expired canned cheese and homeless ejaculation upon one's rare and/or valuable literary work of choice and the nearest librarian with the individual's genitals. Most often occurs in public libraries, preferably within the close proximity of school children.
ex. 1) Boy 1: Fuck, mang. I'm so zobbled right now. Huck and I had a wild night with the librarian last night if you know what I mean.
Boy 2: That wasn't Huck, Bro. You zobbled all over The Iliad and the librarian.
Girl 1: Hey gaise let's get zobbled hard!
Boy 2: That wasn't Huck, Bro. You zobbled all over The Iliad and the librarian.
Girl 1: Hey gaise let's get zobbled hard!
Zobbled
Zobered
Matt: Hey Sean, d'ya study for physics buddy??
Sean: No, man i went home and tried to but I quickly became Zobered and ended up doing laundry instead
Matt: ahhh, happened to me last week..
Sean: No, man i went home and tried to but I quickly became Zobered and ended up doing laundry instead
Matt: ahhh, happened to me last week..
Zobered
Matt: Hey Sean, d'ya study for physics buddy??
Sean: No, man i went home and tried to but I quickly became Zobered and ended up doing laundry instead
Matt: ahhh, happened to me last week..
Sean: No, man i went home and tried to but I quickly became Zobered and ended up doing laundry instead
Matt: ahhh, happened to me last week..
sans sheriff
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Breadhead
Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
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