The emotional state an individual experiences after engaging in the spreading of two-year expired canned cheese and homeless ejaculation upon one's rare and/or valuable literary work of choice and the nearest librarian with the individual's genitals. Most often occurs in public libraries, preferably within the close proximity of schoolchildren.
ex. 1) Boy 1: Fuck, mang. I'm so zobbled right now. Huck and I had a wild night with the librarian last night if you know what I mean.
Boy 2: That wasn't Huck, Bro. You zobbled all over The Iliad and the librarian.
The act of spreading two-year expired canned cheese and homeless ejaculation upon one's rare and/or valuable literary work of choice and the nearest librarian with the individual's genitals. Most often occurs in public libraries, preferably within the close proximity of schoolchildren.
(After undressing female corpses in Skyrim for seven hours straight)
A: Wow! I'm so zobbled after last night!
(When observing "nature" at your local park)
B: Hey, kid! You, on the swings! Wanna go to the library and get zobbled tonight?
C: (Upon revealing yourself to a minor through the use of a trench coat) It'z Zobblin' time!