Zobble

The act of spreading two-year expired canned cheese and homeless ejaculation upon one's rare and/or valuable literary work of choice and the nearest librarian with the individual's genitals. Most often occurs in public libraries, preferably within the close proximity of school children.

(After undressing female corpses in Skyrim for seven hours straight)

A: Wow! I'm so zobbled after last night!

(When observing "nature" at your local park)

B: Hey, kid! You, on the swings! Wanna go to the library and get zobbled tonight?

C: (Upon revealing yourself to a minor through the use of a trench coat) It'z Zobblin' time!

by Kiki Reeves August 2, 2012

Zobble

To be tired or worn out due to over use of technology.

(After playing Skyrim for seven hours straight)

A: Wow! I'm so zobbled after last night!

(When asking someone to hang out and play video games)

B: Hey, you! Wanna get zobbled tonight?

by Status Go December 27, 2011

Zobben

Zondag Ochtend Brunchen

Dit weekend gaan we zobben, breng jij de mimosas?

by Flesther February 27, 2022

Blargen, fa-zibble, noggip

The collective realization of all your past and future mistakes compressed into a single roasted pine nut*. (Probably)

Also a phrase to slow someone down.

*The meaning of this word in this sentence is a type of food that squirrels eat.

Oh, yeah? What if I said… blargen, fa-zibble, noggip?

by Bry10022 April 8, 2021

Zobbled

The emotional state an individual experiences after engaging in the spreading of two-year expired canned cheese and homeless ejaculation upon one's rare and/or valuable literary work of choice and the nearest librarian with the individual's genitals. Most often occurs in public libraries, preferably within the close proximity of school children.

ex. 1) Boy 1: Fuck, mang. I'm so zobbled right now. Huck and I had a wild night with the librarian last night if you know what I mean.

Boy 2: That wasn't Huck, Bro. You zobbled all over The Iliad and the librarian.

Girl 1: Hey gaise let's get zobbled hard!

by Lolocaust August 2, 2012

Zombley Acopalypse

The mispronunciation of 'Zombie Apocalypse' by Zach Herron of Why Don’t We.

“Which one of your band members is most likely to survive a zombley Acopalypse?”

by DeltaHerron September 9, 2020

zombles

Original describing the sound that zombies made in, primarily, RPG style games; this is now used as a word for any zombie-like creature. From a portmanteau of zombie and possible grumbles or gurgles. Can now also be applied to various other undead/mythological characters eg. gobbles for goblins.

Oh god I hear zombles... wait... They're eating my legs!

by EnderDom March 11, 2011