Zlot

A British name from royalty known for “love”. He is intelligent, hardworking, and really kind. The name is Creativity, Expression, Optimism. Zlot’s the most caring and sweet friend you’d ever have, but can be rebellious if not let free to do as they please.

-“Hey, do you know Zlot? Yeah, he’s such a nice guy!”
-“Zlot helped me get in a relationship!”

by Creator~Scar August 24, 2022

Zlotnik

Zlotnik is a very amazing POLISH last name. In polish you spell it Złotnik. It means goldsmith or someone that is very rich! It is one of the best last names you can have!

Kamil Złotnik jest polakiem!
Kamil Zlotnik is Polish!

by uprapwuz November 9, 2010

zlotoff

The process of improperly applying cream cheese to a bagel. When zlotoffing, instead of applying cream cheese to the entire bagel initially, and then consuming, one adds the cream cheese one bite at a time. As any biz-school student can tell you, this process is vastly more inefficient than the normal way of applying cream cheese. Due to this inefficiency, the intelligence of zlotoffers everywhere is called into serious question.

I don't have time to zlotoff my bagel! I have to get to class! And besides, what kind of idiot would zlotoff a bagel anyways? Everyone knows there are no benefits! And not only is zlotoffing bagels slower, there is also an extreme social stigma attached to it, so if I were to zlotoff my bagel, I would run the risk of being ostracized by my peers.

by Andy Hall July 27, 2006

Zlotted

Adjective meaning to make irrational and generally bad decisions while drunk.

So yesterday I got zlotted and went to work drunk.

by myckus94 December 29, 2011

zlotty

One who's fart smells of dick
or
Diarrhea with cum in it

Often said in a Gay Bar "who ripped a zlotty?"
Gary (after sex) "ohh Allen your ass was so firm tonight, have you been working out?"
Allen "Oh my Gary, no time for cuddling, i've got to go take a zlotty"

by joneRules February 20, 2003

Zlotnick

1. Pimp
2. Likely to f*** your mother

3. Dominating
4. Foot long penis

5. Eats ass

6. God, to be worshipped

The nation began to worship Zlotnick

If you annoy me I’ll Zlotnick your mom

by Sexxx.46 October 10, 2019

zlotty

Something girls/boys refer to as a standard when their boyfriends show up less than equipped for the situation.

Matt's girlfriend was less than impressed by his 2 inch wonder. She wished he had a zlotty.
Hoping to suck on a zlotty for so long, Matt's boyfriend left him for a dildo

by Joner February 21, 2003