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New Zealand 

A mystical island that coved by clouds so you can't really see it 50% of the time, the land of sheep, kiwi, orc, elf, dwarf, wizard, short men with hairy legs, and the māori people.
For some unknown reason, the people here really love their pie.
It's pretty ok nothing much happened here. Give it a visit if you want somewhere peaceful.
Man New Zealand is so beautiful I want to go there.
New Zealand by little blue blob April 23, 2021
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Zjala • Zala • zalan • Zealand • Zalak • zalaan • Zalaanda • zalaila • zalal • Zalama
One of the pretty smart and amazing being
Someone who at a glance seems like a dream
Zalak by Lucesa January 28, 2017

schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant 

An ad done by a New Zealand guy who keeps talking about his deck but it sounds like he’s saying dick
“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy

New Zealand nut sack

When a bag of nuts, preferably from New Zealand, is hurled at your nuts at a sickening speed, causing you to drop to your knees while simultaneously grabbing your testicles and screaming profanity.
Did you see yesterday when I threw that New Zealand nut sack directly at that guys nut sack. He fell to ground cursing his ass off and he was holding his nuts for five minutes.
The best girl in the world. She puts everyone first and she loves making people smile. She loves to sing and tell jokes. She likes good boys, who compliment her. If you meet a whose name is Zhala, you've met the perfect one.
The best girl, I probably met, is named Zhala
Zhala by AriesPhantom46 February 27, 2015

new zealand safari

When a man or women kills an animal while hunting, then proceeds to engage in sexual acts with the corpse.
Jack took the gazelle down with one shot then a had a great new zealand safari
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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