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zip up his pants when you done 

When bro is meat riding somebody it also means zip up his paints when you done sucking his dick
Person 1 Bro kd is better than mj

Person 2 Zip up his pants when you done

zip up hood 

sweatshirt with a zipper in the hood. when zipped all the way up, it keeps smoke in when taking a hit inside the jacket.
blah "zip up hood" blah bluh
zip up hood by j0jwjejwj0w March 4, 2008

zip up his pants when you done 

A response used when someone is meat riding (obsessed with) another person. They tell them to zip up his pants because they've been riding his dick.
Person 1: "Lebron is the best player of all time!!!! No one will ever beat Lebron!! Hes the goat!!!"
Person 2: "zip up his pants when you done"

zip up the cheese 

Covering up a fart or covering after you cut the cheese.
John was in an elevator so he had to zip up the cheese
zip up the cheese by Ionyskye October 17, 2009

zip it up and zip it out 

A saying used to say goodbye to what is usually a caucasian business man with no knowledge of slang in order to confound and embarrass them.
George: "So that'll close off the deal? Great. You have a good weekend Dave."

Dave: "Aight man, zip it up and zip it out!"

George: "Uhh...zippity doo dah! bye bye!"
zip it up and zip it out by PJake January 5, 2004

Zip 'em up 

(verb) to violently or non-violently silence a person after being disrespected.
1.) He took a swing at me so I had to zip 'em up.

2.) He was talking too much so I zipped him up.
Zip 'em up by Pat from Hell's Kitchen December 17, 2011
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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