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zyked
zyked by DLaughingMan December 31, 2016
zinedine kilbane
zinedine kilbane by lovefist88 December 1, 2009
Zuked
When a thread on a Message Board get pulled off track by a jackass for his own pleasure. Usually the process begins when someone on a board asks a simple question only to have the Zuks tell a story about how he did this or that (mostly Bullshit that has nothing to do with the original post). Everyone piles on the Zuker and he plays victim.
The original post never gets answered and nothing is accomplished.
The original post never gets answered and nothing is accomplished.
Original Post: How much do brakes cost to have done at the dealership?
Zuker: Be careful, one time I marked my oil filter and after asking for an oil change at the dealer my filter was still on my car.
OP: Thanks Jackass you Zuked my thread, anyone else know how much brakes cost to replace on a Jetta at the dealer?
Zuker: Be careful, one time I marked my oil filter and after asking for an oil change at the dealer my filter was still on my car.
OP: Thanks Jackass you Zuked my thread, anyone else know how much brakes cost to replace on a Jetta at the dealer?
Zinedine Zidane
Zinedine Zidane by starky July 5, 2006
Zinedine Zidaned
To head-butt someone in the sternum, solar plexus or abdomen in the fashion of famous French footballer Zinedine Zidane in the 2006 World Cup final. To use one's head as a battering ram or weapon as Zidane did.
He was attacking me, so I leaned over and Zinedine Zidaned him right in the chest. The dude fell over flat.
Zinedine Zidaned by shanav May 26, 2010
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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