When a thread on a Message Board get pulled off track by a jackass for his own pleasure. Usually the process begins when someone on a board asks a simple question only to have the Zuks tell a story about how he did this or that (mostly Bullshit that has nothing to do with the original post). Everyone piles on the Zuker and he plays victim.
The original post never gets answered and nothing is accomplished.

Original Post: How much do brakes cost to have done at the dealership?

Zuker: Be careful, one time I marked my oil filter and after asking for an oil change at the dealer my filter was still on my car.

OP: Thanks Jackass you Zuked my thread, anyone else know how much brakes cost to replace on a Jetta at the dealer?

Zuked by bt3101 November 14, 2011

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zike

a derogatory term used universally with all races.
can be used as ziker as plural or to just be offenive

guy1: hey that guy sniped me, u damn zike!
guy2:wat why call him a zike.
guy1: cuz the d-bag won't tell me if he's black or asian!

zike by N of n0V3mber March 10, 2008

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Zinedine Zidane

The only thing Brazil is afraid of.

Zinedine Zidane > Brazil

Zinedine Zidane by starky July 5, 2006

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Zinedine Zidaned

To head-butt someone in the sternum, solar plexus or abdomen in the fashion of famous French footballer Zinedine Zidane in the 2006 World Cup final. To use one's head as a battering ram or weapon as Zidane did.

He was attacking me, so I leaned over and Zinedine Zidaned him right in the chest. The dude fell over flat.

Zinedine Zidaned by shanav May 26, 2010

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