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Zigzagging pussies 

The act or practice of the thrusting and/or plunging of one's phallic element into multiple clitorises at an acute angle greater than 0 degrees but less than 90 degrees; in a sense, at an angle that, once reflected about the y-axis, resembles a zig-zag pattern.
"Dood last night I was zigzagging pussies until 4 am!"

"Ayo homes I feel you, lemme get in on dat zigzagging next tyme!"

Zingzanging 

Continuing a conversation by talking in a nonsensical, primitive or meaningless way that has no relation to the conversations previous topic or makes no sense regardless of topic
Tom had to ask Phil what he was zingzanging about, as he turned a conversation about a fantasy book into a religious rant
Zingzanging by Pseudo Man May 10, 2023

Zig Zagging

The process at which you and a close friend push your anuses together and one of you shit into the other persons asshole and they shit it back into your asshole
Jimmy and I were Zig Zagging, let's just say I lost a bet.
Zig Zagging by Quziey April 8, 2017

Zig Zagging

The process at which you and a close friend push your anuses together and one of you takes a shit into the other persons asshole and they shit it back into your
Jimmy and I were zig zagging last night, let's just say I lost a bet
Zig Zagging by Quziey April 8, 2017

zigzagzig 

v.
The act of owning someone with the natural dopeness of zigzags and the swiftness of Zoro (from Mask of Zoro) cutting his sig on another's cheeks.
I zigzagzig on that mark-ass trick
When I fcuked his bitch before he did
zigzagzig by Chino XL di Zasta June 12, 2005

Zigzagingly 

Someone who doesn’t run in a straight line
He cannot stay on course he is always running zigzagingly
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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