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The act of texting between two furries, frequently but not limited to the zebra variety, often at a Furry convention.
"Captain Zeb and I were zexting last night at Furlandia, I had to take off my suit before it got too hot and sweaty in there."
Zexting by B4MK4P March 29, 2020
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lemon zesting 

lĕm′ən zest′ĭng

VERB
1. The act of rubbing one’s face against toned abdominal muscles

Similar to motorboating, but used to appreciate washboard abs.
"He began furiously lemon zesting her rock hard abs"
lemon zesting by DatAbs May 18, 2018
Stimulating the clitoris either alone or with a partner or partners with a citrus fruit with a rind, such as lemons or oranges.
"I once met a chick into zesting. Her vag was always lemony fresh"
zesting by Exolemon November 19, 2015
When your cat goes absolutely mental for half an hour at 8pm on the dot every night.
"Look at Coco Zesting up and down the stairs again! She goes totes mentz at 8pm every night!"
Zesting by Wp1981 March 5, 2019
Short for “Online meeting on Zoom.” A substitute or good excuse for not showing up in person even when there are zero restrictions for any physical or social gathering.
Tweeting, zeeting, and napping were John’s daily activities during the weeks-long lockdown.
Zeeting by MathPlus December 11, 2022

zesting the lemon 

The act of intentionally grinding up on a woman when they are having a tantrum. A diffusing technique
Christal was having a tanty but after zesting the lemon she settled down
zesting the lemon by FireflyNZ June 24, 2021
to zest: to vibe so hard it “zests” good vibe energy onto surrounding people; tangy vibes
Example 1:
“Dang bro, i feel so good right now. That squad sitting next to us is zesting hard”

Example 2:
We do be zesting tho
Zesting by yuhmutha January 29, 2020
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