Zewdi

A beautiful African Queen. She can be a little shy at times but once you get to know her she has a great personality. She is a passionate and loving person, but if her buttons are pushed she can be a big bitch. That's not the side you want to see. P.S: Sex game Cray!!!

That girl Zewdi is a keeper!

Zewdi by hhhhhhhhhhg May 12, 2013

Zeldin 

A politician who marries his bastard child's Mother after being slapped with a paternity suit.

Did you catch that dude on Maury who fathered 5 babies with 5 different women? Yeah, what a Zeldin.

Zeldin by antitea November 22, 2011

zedis lapedis 

An exclamation of surprise or amazement. Coined from the tv movie "Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century", which aired on Disney in 1999.

Zedis lapedis, I didn't know you got a tattoo!

zedis lapedis by Tony Perkis Sr. September 6, 2007

zeldik

When one person has played so much zelda their dick ceases to work.

Bork: Damn. i got zeldik
Dave: What?
Bork: I played so much zelda i can't use my dick
Dave: HA HA HA

zeldik by Gioj3 December 3, 2007

zeddit 

The often amusing practise of deliberately misquoting a post to a newsgroup or forum by subtly changing one or two words in order to insert relevant - or totally irelevant - humour.

spike writes:

i need an example of a zeddit

empleh writes:

> spike writes:
> i need an example of a facial

(this is not an example of zedditing at its best)

zeddit by Spike May 3, 2003

Zeddie Wedgie 

A derogatory physical action based on a normal wedgie followed by a swift Zoro style sideways action while maintaining grip of the persons underwear, adding substantially to the discomfort/pain experienced by the subject. Vocal sound effects can also be added.

"Dude that guy totally gave you a wedgie!"

"No way man.. it was so painful it must have been a Zeddie Wedgie!!!"

Zeddie Wedgie by Iamnotherenowbutiwasthanks May 18, 2009

zeldinator 

1)(noun)-Portly cyborg sent back through time to be a general pain in everyone's ass. Abilities include anal-retentive storytelling and lightspeed speech delivery.
2)(verb)-to Zeldinate; to drive someone to suicide through incessant verbosity

1) The Zeldinator has been hunting me and studying me for years now. Only now do I have a chance of escaping its clutches.
2)"Is it dead?"
"ZELDINATED."

zeldinator by Anonymous August 7, 2003