zeldinator

1)(noun)-Portly cyborg sent back through time to be a general pain in everyone's ass. Abilities include anal-retentive storytelling and lightspeed speech delivery.
2)(verb)-to Zeldinate; to drive someone to suicide through incessant verbosity

1) The Zeldinator has been hunting me and studying me for years now. Only now do I have a chance of escaping its clutches.
2)"Is it dead?"
"ZELDINATED."