Zero Dollar

An article of clothing, usually a shirt, that one gets for free. The most likely source is a contest at a bar/club or a freebie from a liqueur distributor. Hence the Zero Dollar Status. It can be an insult given to someone that should know better than to wear it out on the town.

Steve: Yo' Charlie! Can you believe Willy is wearing that Zero Dollar shirt he got from Miller? I’m surprised the bouncer let him in!
Charlie: Fo shizzle my nizzle, why do you think he wins the Golden Corona every Year?

Zero Dollar by Steve December 7, 2004

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Zero Dollar Friend

When you have a friend that is close to you and acts straight but is really gay or bi and trying to get closer to you

Omg Emily is Jackie’s zero dollar friend and Emily doesn’t even see it #LOL

Zero Dollar Friend by LeO4show October 1, 2018

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zero dollars

A way to emphasize the sheer lack of money someone has or something costs. Coined in the early 90s by writer G. Balgobin.

I will pay you zero dollars for that whack-ass shirt.

I've got zero dollars so you're going to have to spot me, nigga!

zero dollars by whocanitbenow November 20, 2009

Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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