Zengel

This person tends to care too much for others and too little about his/herself. Often a procrastinator unless it involves someone he cares about, which is almost everyone he has every met. Has a tendency to hide their pain, though not too well, and has a deep need to be cared for.

Dude, are you OK?
Yeah man I'm fine.
Hey don't be a Zengel what's going on?

Zengel by Diamond McPhillips April 8, 2009

Edrion Zeneli 

Edrion Zeneli is a meme in some cities in southern Albania.People call you Edrion Zeneli when you are obsessed with Geography or History, so when you are a nerd.

Go out and get some son mate you are becoming a Edrion Zeneli

Edrion Zeneli by Palacoja🤡 December 3, 2020

zenzele 

she's the most gorgeous person you will ever meet, she's super hilarious and overthinks things. she's kind of boy obsessed but she will never do anything with anyone.

guy: i'd like to fuck zenzele.
besfriend: yeah but she'd never do it.

zenzele by zenzeleisbomb. October 19, 2010

Zenel

A guy who has the charisma of a musketeer, and the tranquility of a monk. Due to the serenity he projects, many people visit him to seek "the way." An academic Jesus, he gives guidance to those who try their best but don't succeed.

"Wow, your cousin is such a Zenel! I would climb to the top of a sacred mountain to ask him for advice"

Zenel by FridaBaggins May 31, 2018

new zenglish 

new zealander's language. it's totally epic.

laura, stop speaking your new zenglish! i can't understand you.

new zenglish by william-is-gay February 5, 2009

zenelda 

The single more beautiful entity to have ever walked across the earth. with the purist heart and goddess-like soul, Zeneldas are often considered to be the greatest discovery of anyone’s life (granted they are astronomically lucky enough to lay eyes on a Zenelda in the first place). Zeneldas are often very shy, but as soon as they allow their greatness to be shown to you, you will realize that you are nowhere close to worthy enough to be in the same room as them. The closest and most accurate description of a Zenelda is the most beautiful fist-sized blue diamond that remains undiscovered and un-mined by any soul, and if someone is lucky enough to find it, and hold it up to the moon light, they will see every shade of blue (and weirdly pink as well), and it will in this moment as this soul gazes upon the most beautiful thing they have ever laid eyes on, that they realize… they must be the richest person in the world in so many more ways than one. This soul will remain doing nothing but gazing into the blue diamond until the end of time. The only downfall of Zeneldas is that only a lucky few will ever truly know her.

EXAMPLE1:
Person 1: woah who is she??
Person 2: oh her? She’s Zenelda.
Person 1: I think I’m in love…
Person 2: oof, then goodluck, you’re going to need it.

EXAMPLE2:
Person 1: have you met Zenelda?
Person 2: no, why?
Person 1: *smiles* come on, I’ll introduce you

zenelda by Legen- wait for it- DARY October 10, 2021

zendell 

A dirty old man.
Usually not actually an "old man" by the definition of the term, but usually someone who is old compared to those around him.
For instance, in a group of five guys, most of which are around fifteen years old, there might be one guy, eighteen or nineteen, who always talks about fucking. Therefore, he would be "a dirty old man" and thus, "the zendell".

"Who's that guy in the corner with the Hustler?"
"Ah, he's just the zendell."

zendell by Kavvie Boy April 15, 2010