zeppies

ginormous boobs, typically on the female body.

John: Look at that bitch! She got a whole lotta ass!
Kevin: Damn! She has some absolute zeppies, too.

by socratesjr January 4, 2022

ZERPIES

The disease you contract whilst muff diving a twat waffle.

Bruh, I contracted zerpies from that twat waffle Janice at Carl's party...shit burns.

by zeroblake December 22, 2017

zerpies

Derpies given to you by the zombie hoes on Dead Rising by attempting to give you a nasty blowjob in a failed attempt to kill you.

Dat zombie hoe's trying to give you zerpies! Shake her off and smack that bitch!

by brookensteen August 14, 2010

Zeppieri

A person w/ an awesome personality who is usaully to cool to hang around. Beware they are ALWAYS gonna make you look bad. Also they are the perfect ladies man and get laid every other day of the week.

Dave: Holy shit i just went over that Zeppieri kids house

Chet: Oh yeah that kid is the shit! He got arrested for being too awesome but they released him because he was a boss!

Dave: He is so cool his parents are named after him.

Chet: Well i heard that if he punches you in the face you have to fight the urge to thank him.

Dave: Wow i wish i was Zeppieri

by Chris.Rock.Is.Really.Black May 15, 2011

zeppie btw

zippie is the freestyle king he is also the women magnet brooo, if you have heard playboi carti say "I take my shirt off and all the hoes stop breathin" so basicaly playboi carti got that from zippie cuz when he takes his shirt off all the hoes stop breathing, he's so good at fortnite that they call him R3D V2, he's so good at Minecraft that they call him Dream and Technoblade COMBINED. i can go on and on about this legend

"sed" -zeppie btw

by PlayBoiCarti himself March 1, 2021

brain zappies

brain zappies are known as withdraw symptom from certain anti depressants. it's described to feel like a minor pulsating, fuzziness, or tingling sensation occurring within the head sometimes causing headaches to the person.

"Oh no I forgot to take my medication today now I got hella brain zappies"

by Rain Tree August 22, 2022