zeppies
John: Look at that bitch! She got a whole lotta ass!
Kevin: Damn! She has some absolute zeppies, too.
Kevin: Damn! She has some absolute zeppies, too.
zeppies by socratesjr January 4, 2022
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zerpies
Derpies given to you by the zombie hoes on Dead Rising by attempting to give you a nasty blowjob in a failed attempt to kill you.
zerpies by brookensteen August 14, 2010
Zeppieri
A person w/ an awesome personality who is usaully to cool to hang around. Beware they are ALWAYS gonna make you look bad. Also they are the perfect ladies man and get laid every other day of the week.
Dave: Holy shit i just went over that Zeppieri kids house
Chet: Oh yeah that kid is the shit! He got arrested for being too awesome but they released him because he was a boss!
Dave: He is so cool his parents are named after him.
Chet: Well i heard that if he punches you in the face you have to fight the urge to thank him.
Dave: Wow i wish i was Zeppieri
Chet: Oh yeah that kid is the shit! He got arrested for being too awesome but they released him because he was a boss!
Dave: He is so cool his parents are named after him.
Chet: Well i heard that if he punches you in the face you have to fight the urge to thank him.
Dave: Wow i wish i was Zeppieri
Zeppieri by Chris.Rock.Is.Really.Black May 15, 2011
zeppie btw
zippie is the freestyle king he is also the women magnet brooo, if you have heard playboi carti say "I take my shirt off and all the hoes stop breathin" so basicaly playboi carti got that from zippie cuz when he takes his shirt off all the hoes stop breathing, he's so good at fortnite that they call him R3D V2, he's so good at Minecraft that they call him Dream and Technoblade COMBINED. i can go on and on about this legend
zeppie btw by PlayBoiCarti himself March 1, 2021
brain zappies
brain zappies are known as withdraw symptom from certain anti depressants. it's described to feel like a minor pulsating, fuzziness, or tingling sensation occurring within the head sometimes causing headaches to the person.
brain zappies by Rain Tree August 22, 2022
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