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zelmak
1. A oversized postman chomping on gum wildly while wearing pants too short to be jeans but too long to be shorts, otherwise known as a skirt
2. A slack-jaw, yokel look when appearing to lose track of scoring in a bowling match in which you proceed to throw a ball away not realizing that you could still win the wood.
3.A chubby individual who farts when a full house is revealed during a summer card game following a chinese food break
4.Anyone who sleeps on a dresser or owns only 5 shirts and puts them in rotation.
2. A slack-jaw, yokel look when appearing to lose track of scoring in a bowling match in which you proceed to throw a ball away not realizing that you could still win the wood.
3.A chubby individual who farts when a full house is revealed during a summer card game following a chinese food break
4.Anyone who sleeps on a dresser or owns only 5 shirts and puts them in rotation.
1. Look at Zelmak chewing on the gum, and he's wearing the skirt too!
2. Zelmak just blew it again, he only got a seven count.
3. Follwing Chicken and Broccali, Zelmak farted with a full house.
4. He's wearing clothes from the Zelmak collection as he sleeps on the dresser.
2. Zelmak just blew it again, he only got a seven count.
3. Follwing Chicken and Broccali, Zelmak farted with a full house.
4. He's wearing clothes from the Zelmak collection as he sleeps on the dresser.
zelmak by Neal Prager April 25, 2004
Zelim
zelim is a very handsome guy who's a very very veryyyyy loyal friend. he's the hottest russian male who has the best personality ever. a WOW kisser, extremely attractive, cute and adorable. very strong and lovely, he can't dance, but has an amazing voice. sweetest guy ever, he's the perfect boyfriend who will always be there for you and love you with all of his heart. zelim is rare because he is a incredibly genuine and sincere, making him one of the very few left on this planet who value loyalty, faithfulness and honesty.
i love zelim
Mans Zelmerlow
Måns Petter Albert Zelmerlöw - He is a Swedish singer who is probably best known for his 2007 song "Cara Mia" which was his entry into that years Melodifestivalen.
Discography
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Stand By For...
First studio album
Released: March 24, 2007
Label: Warner Bros. Records
Format: CD
MZW
Second studio album
Released: March 25, 2009
Label: Warner Bros. Records
Format: CD
Discography
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Stand By For...
First studio album
Released: March 24, 2007
Label: Warner Bros. Records
Format: CD
MZW
Second studio album
Released: March 25, 2009
Label: Warner Bros. Records
Format: CD
Mans Zelmerlow by Igor Simonov September 27, 2009
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