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1. The most magnificent bad-ass you will ever come across.

2. Too much can lead in deadly results. (Good in short doses. Better in even doses.)

3. Highly uncommon name used by very few and possibly elite.
1. Zelym is the best ever!
2. This drug is zelym...
3. Have you met Zelym? RE: Nope.
Zelym by Zelym July 7, 2008
Words you can keep
Usually an incredibly ignorant person.
Has been described as an "Oxygen thieving bastard" Before
Great term to use, commonly used.
Person 2: Damn, that kid is annoying...
Person 1: Yeah bro he must be a Zelumus!
Zelumus by B))))))) June 23, 2017
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A sexy boy who has a whole cult deticated to him. He is asexual which means he will not surrender his penis to anybody. A Zelem is freakishly tall and has thin sexy legs. He is also an anime god.
Wow see that zelem over there?!?
zelem by yRWeHeRe October 8, 2018
(1) A rotund postal worker who is also an aficionado of bowling.

(2) A connoisseur of heavily salted and/or deep-fried products.

(3) An individual who believes that bowling ball inserts are free.

(4) A worshipper of Dave Thomas and those damn tasty nuggets.
Look at that Zelmak at the snack bar!

or

Hey, don't Zelmak that split!
Zelmak by HuhManMan April 19, 2004
1. A oversized postman chomping on gum wildly while wearing pants too short to be jeans but too long to be shorts, otherwise known as a skirt
2. A slack-jaw, yokel look when appearing to lose track of scoring in a bowling match in which you proceed to throw a ball away not realizing that you could still win the wood.
3.A chubby individual who farts when a full house is revealed during a summer card game following a chinese food break
4.Anyone who sleeps on a dresser or owns only 5 shirts and puts them in rotation.
1. Look at Zelmak chewing on the gum, and he's wearing the skirt too!
2. Zelmak just blew it again, he only got a seven count.
3. Follwing Chicken and Broccali, Zelmak farted with a full house.
4. He's wearing clothes from the Zelmak collection as he sleeps on the dresser.
zelmak by Neal Prager April 25, 2004
zelim is a very handsome guy who's a very very veryyyyy loyal friend. he's the hottest russian male who has the best personality ever. a WOW kisser, extremely attractive, cute and adorable. very strong and lovely, he can't dance, but has an amazing voice. sweetest guy ever, he's the perfect boyfriend who will always be there for you and love you with all of his heart. zelim is rare because he is a incredibly genuine and sincere, making him one of the very few left on this planet who value loyalty, faithfulness and honesty.
i love zelim
Zelim by prettyguy November 11, 2017

Mans Zelmerlow 

Måns Petter Albert Zelmerlöw - He is a Swedish singer who is probably best known for his 2007 song "Cara Mia" which was his entry into that years Melodifestivalen.

Discography
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Stand By For...
First studio album
Released: March 24, 2007
Label: Warner Bros. Records
Format: CD

MZW
Second studio album
Released: March 25, 2009
Label: Warner Bros. Records
Format: CD
Mans Zelmerlow's Cara Mia was #1 in the Swedish charts.
Mans Zelmerlow by Igor Simonov September 27, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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