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1. The most magnificent bad-ass you will ever come across.

2. Too much can lead in deadly results. (Good in short doses. Better in even doses.)

3. Highly uncommon name used by very few and possibly elite.
1. Zelym is the best ever!
2. This drug is zelym...
3. Have you met Zelym? RE: Nope.
Zelym by Zelym July 7, 2008
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Usually an incredibly ignorant person.
Has been described as an "Oxygen thieving bastard" Before
Great term to use, commonly used.
Person 2: Damn, that kid is annoying...
Person 1: Yeah bro he must be a Zelumus!
Zelumus by B))))))) June 23, 2017
Related Words
Zelym • Zelma • zelem • Zelim • Zelimir • Zelmak • zelfmoord plegen • Zelima • zelime • zelimpa
A sexy boy who has a whole cult deticated to him. He is asexual which means he will not surrender his penis to anybody. A Zelem is freakishly tall and has thin sexy legs. He is also an anime god.
Wow see that zelem over there?!?
zelem by yRWeHeRe October 8, 2018
(1) A rotund postal worker who is also an aficionado of bowling.

(2) A connoisseur of heavily salted and/or deep-fried products.

(3) An individual who believes that bowling ball inserts are free.

(4) A worshipper of Dave Thomas and those damn tasty nuggets.
Look at that Zelmak at the snack bar!

or

Hey, don't Zelmak that split!
Zelmak by HuhManMan April 19, 2004
1. A oversized postman chomping on gum wildly while wearing pants too short to be jeans but too long to be shorts, otherwise known as a skirt
2. A slack-jaw, yokel look when appearing to lose track of scoring in a bowling match in which you proceed to throw a ball away not realizing that you could still win the wood.
3.A chubby individual who farts when a full house is revealed during a summer card game following a chinese food break
4.Anyone who sleeps on a dresser or owns only 5 shirts and puts them in rotation.
1. Look at Zelmak chewing on the gum, and he's wearing the skirt too!
2. Zelmak just blew it again, he only got a seven count.
3. Follwing Chicken and Broccali, Zelmak farted with a full house.
4. He's wearing clothes from the Zelmak collection as he sleeps on the dresser.
zelmak by Neal Prager April 25, 2004
zelim is a very handsome guy who's a very very veryyyyy loyal friend. he's the hottest russian male who has the best personality ever. a WOW kisser, extremely attractive, cute and adorable. very strong and lovely, he can't dance, but has an amazing voice. sweetest guy ever, he's the perfect boyfriend who will always be there for you and love you with all of his heart. zelim is rare because he is a incredibly genuine and sincere, making him one of the very few left on this planet who value loyalty, faithfulness and honesty.
i love zelim
Zelim by prettyguy November 11, 2017

Mans Zelmerlow 

Måns Petter Albert Zelmerlöw - He is a Swedish singer who is probably best known for his 2007 song "Cara Mia" which was his entry into that years Melodifestivalen.

Discography
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Stand By For...
First studio album
Released: March 24, 2007
Label: Warner Bros. Records
Format: CD

MZW
Second studio album
Released: March 25, 2009
Label: Warner Bros. Records
Format: CD
Mans Zelmerlow's Cara Mia was #1 in the Swedish charts.
Mans Zelmerlow by Igor Simonov September 27, 2009
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