Zelmak 

(1) A rotund postal worker who is also an aficionado of bowling.

(2) A connoisseur of heavily salted and/or deep-fried products.

(3) An individual who believes that bowling ball inserts are free.

(4) A worshipper of Dave Thomas and those damn tasty nuggets.

Look at that Zelmak at the snack bar!

or

Hey, don't Zelmak that split!

Zelmak by HuhManMan April 19, 2004

zelmak 

1. A oversized postman chomping on gum wildly while wearing pants too short to be jeans but too long to be shorts, otherwise known as a skirt
2. A slack-jaw, yokel look when appearing to lose track of scoring in a bowling match in which you proceed to throw a ball away not realizing that you could still win the wood.
3.A chubby individual who farts when a full house is revealed during a summer card game following a chinese food break
4.Anyone who sleeps on a dresser or owns only 5 shirts and puts them in rotation.

1. Look at Zelmak chewing on the gum, and he's wearing the skirt too!
2. Zelmak just blew it again, he only got a seven count.
3. Follwing Chicken and Broccali, Zelmak farted with a full house.
4. He's wearing clothes from the Zelmak collection as he sleeps on the dresser.

zelmak by Neal Prager April 25, 2004

Zelma

Something who is, or is acting like a pussy.

Mike Cring is a Zelma for deleting the facebook account we set up for him.

Zelma by SeanofAustria69 July 15, 2009

Zelma

A person with a lot of complex emotions. Is very beautiful but loud at times. Has a love for all things cute and dark. Also probably gay.

Zoe: What do you think of the new girl in class?

Zion: She's totally a Zelma
Zam: Nah i think she's just emo

Zelma by Thetiggestbitties69 May 7, 2021

Zelma

pretty girl with beautiful dimples. Likes music and loves Coronas. She is full of laughter and super funny. She can be loud at times due to her spanish heritage. She is part of a show called "Zel N Mel".

Can leave the house without a Zelma

Zelma by mzqt77 February 5, 2010

Zelma

Zelma, pretty brown skin girl with a Coca Cola shape, big boobs, slim stomach and cute ass..purrrr!! Zelma is caring and makes everyone around her laugh. Don’t piss her off though otherwise you will be in big trouble

We love Zelma

Zelma by brown cookies November 21, 2021

zelmarion 

zelmarion is a really cute boy with the kindest heart ❤️ you will never catch him upset always happy and can dance. he’s smart ash and is quiet asf. gets girls but only needs this one and one day he’ll find her 💛

zelmarion: cute asf

sexy

zelmarion by anonymous fairytale September 29, 2019